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Swede

(33,238 posts) Thu Apr 12, 2012, 08:48 PM Apr 2012

Daily Show - Oklahoma amendment to its "personhood" bill would effectively outlaw male masturbation.

The Daily Show video:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-april-11-2012/bro-choice

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Daily Show - Oklahoma amendment to its "personhood" bill would effectively outlaw male masturbation. (Original Post) Swede Apr 2012 OP

I can handle that, as long as the fine isn't too stiff.... NYC_SKP Apr 2012 #1

Stop handling it! Bake Apr 2012 #21

Vision kinda blurry.... NYC_SKP Apr 2012 #22

Sounds like one of Boehner's bills... Archae Apr 2012 #2

When masturbation is outlawed, only outlaws will masturbate...or something like that. Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 #3

You'll have to pry my gun out of my cold dead hands. Swede Apr 2012 #4

This is my rifle, this is my gun Spacemom Apr 2012 #7

Having been in jail myself, I know it's a place that produces chronic masturbators Kaleva Apr 2012 #18

On occasion, DU has also produced chronic masturbators Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 #19

"Sir, can I see the palms of your hands, please?" Cooley Hurd Apr 2012 #5

That's Constance Johnson, and she's awesome jsmirman Apr 2012 #6

Cold spoons for everyone!!!! nt MADem Apr 2012 #8

Looks like I'll be doing bayareamike Apr 2012 #9

that would be tough to enforce quinnox Apr 2012 #10

When choking your chicken is outlawed - only outlaws shall choke the chicken! Initech Apr 2012 #11

First corporations....now used kleenex! NRaleighLiberal Apr 2012 #12

Every sperm is sacred! longship Apr 2012 #13

I will be comitting a crime tonight...twice, if I am lucky! Behind the Aegis Apr 2012 #14

But wouldn't you have to report yourself? DavidDvorkin Apr 2012 #15

"Can I be tried for past crimes...cause I'm like sperm-hitler." briv1016 Apr 2012 #16

Insert penis joke Rex Apr 2012 #17

In other news HillWilliam Apr 2012 #20

I love her! How did she keep a straight face!? joshcryer Apr 2012 #23

That's how she kept a straight face jsmirman Apr 2012 #24

This, this is true. joshcryer Apr 2012 #25

Ban Palm Sunday Mendocino Apr 2012 #26

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

1. I can handle that, as long as the fine isn't too stiff....

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 08:51 PM

Apr 2012

Bake

(21,977 posts)

21. Stop handling it!

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 12:05 PM

Apr 2012

You'll go blind ...

Bake

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

22. Vision kinda blurry....

Reply to Bake (Reply #21)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 01:55 PM

Apr 2012

...but I got glasses, so.....

Archae

(46,327 posts)

2. Sounds like one of Boehner's bills...

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 08:54 PM

Apr 2012

Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts)

3. When masturbation is outlawed, only outlaws will masturbate...or something like that.

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:00 PM

Apr 2012

I thought Bon Jovi was a wanker when he did that song about outlaws, "Wanted Dead Or Alive." Then again, I think Bon Jovi is a wanker on pretty much of a regular basis.

Swede

(33,238 posts)

4. You'll have to pry my gun out of my cold dead hands.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Reply #3)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:02 PM

Apr 2012

Spacemom

(2,561 posts)

7. This is my rifle, this is my gun

Reply to Swede (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:06 PM

Apr 2012

This is fighting, this is for fun!

Kaleva

(36,299 posts)

18. Having been in jail myself, I know it's a place that produces chronic masturbators

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 01:32 AM

Apr 2012

Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts)

19. On occasion, DU has also produced chronic masturbators

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #18)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 11:01 AM

Apr 2012

Depends on the subject matter being discussed.

Cooley Hurd

(26,877 posts)

5. "Sir, can I see the palms of your hands, please?"

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:06 PM

Apr 2012

"Just as I thought... hairy. You're coming with me..."

jsmirman

(4,507 posts)

6. That's Constance Johnson, and she's awesome

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:06 PM

Apr 2012

She's hilarious, and she's more than in on the joke. Watch the clip again.

Also:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Constance-N-Johnson/112097535473609

This is the "Every Sperm is Sacred" stroke of brilliance.

Yeah, I said it.

MADem

(135,425 posts)

8. Cold spoons for everyone!!!! nt

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:06 PM

Apr 2012

bayareamike

(602 posts)

9. Looks like I'll be doing

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:14 PM

Apr 2012

a lot of hard time, eh?

quinnox

(20,600 posts)

10. that would be tough to enforce

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:16 PM

Apr 2012

unless they put cameras to monitor the bedroom of males, starting from the age of around 13 or so, lol.

Initech

(100,075 posts)

11. When choking your chicken is outlawed - only outlaws shall choke the chicken!

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:38 PM

Apr 2012

NRaleighLiberal

(60,014 posts)

12. First corporations....now used kleenex!

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:54 PM

Apr 2012

What will be "people" next!

(sorry...I know...)

longship

(40,416 posts)

13. Every sperm is sacred!

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 12:01 AM

Apr 2012

I just rented The Meaning of Life the other day. I think that it means that god herself is trying to tell me something. I guess I need to masterbate less and make love more often.

I am working on it. No promises.