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Liberal_in_LA

(44,397 posts)
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 08:25 PM Oct 2014

Nicolas Cage thriller about the Rapture is so bad it's also a mystery: Why did he make it?

'Left Behind': Movie review
Nicolas Cage thriller about the Rapture is so bad it's also a mystery: Why did he make it?

This failed epic — really, an epic failure — would barely be noticed, were it not for former Oscar-winner Nicolas Cage taking on a “Sharknado”-quality remake of a Kirk Cameron movie.

If you saw the 2000 original, you know that “Left Behind” is based on Jerry Jenkins and Tim LaHaye’s evangelical novel about the Rapture. Director Vic Armstrong seems to have hustled up his budget for this Z-grade rehash by rifling through couch cushions, which is too bad. A big-deal event like the coming of Armageddon deserves some big-time special effects.

Instead, Cage plays a pilot on an aircraft that was seemingly shot in someone’s basement. As Capt. Rayford Steele, he’s as shocked as anyone when half his passengers disappear. Where did they go? Why are they gone? His deeply religious wife, Irene (Lea Thompson), could have told him. But being a believer, she’s gone too.

Fortunately his daughter Chloe (Cassi Thomson), a proud skeptic, is still around to help the survivors. So is investigative journalist Buck Williams (Chad Michael Murray). Journalists, after all, rarely take anything on faith.

Instead, we tend to ask a lot of questions. For example, what has gone so horribly wrong in Cage’s career that he is forced to accept any paycheck that comes his way? There’s no reason he shouldn’t make a religious movie, if that’s what speaks to him. But why would he make such a terrible one?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/left-behind-movie-review-article-1.1959634

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Nicolas Cage thriller about the Rapture is so bad it's also a mystery: Why did he make it? (Original Post) Liberal_in_LA Oct 2014 OP
Doesn't he owe the IRS a shitload of money? zappaman Oct 2014 #1
That sounds like a good reason. Or thirteen million good reasons..... MADem Oct 2014 #21
He'll never top "ConAir," and he knows it. immoderate Oct 2014 #2
The crazy thing is that the original did yeoman6987 Oct 2014 #16
Money! Narraback Oct 2014 #3
Because... NV Whino Oct 2014 #4
I like to think Cage just makes these stinkers to have fun Scootaloo Oct 2014 #5
Excuse me one more . orpupilofnature57 Oct 2014 #7
"Written and directed by David Lynch" Scootaloo Oct 2014 #9
One of his best, besides of course his best work . orpupilofnature57 Oct 2014 #12
He's not wealthy--he's broke and he owes millions to Uncle Sam. He blew all his money. MADem Oct 2014 #22
After ' Wild at heart ' and ' Leaving Las Vegas ' I doubt there is any doubt orpupilofnature57 Oct 2014 #6
The Wicker Man remake blkmusclmachine Oct 2014 #8
I won't be seeing it JustAnotherGen Oct 2014 #10
$ n/t JHB Oct 2014 #11
Answer: the check cleared brooklynite Oct 2014 #13
He Is Prepping For Life As A Washed Up Celebrity Liberal_Dog Oct 2014 #14
MONEY!! Pisces Oct 2014 #15
Because He's Doing for Christian Films AnnieBW Oct 2014 #17
$$$ gollygee Oct 2014 #18
The last scene explains it all... hunter Oct 2014 #19
Cage likes movies where he can chew the scenery as loudly as possible. KittyWampus Oct 2014 #20
 

yeoman6987

(14,449 posts)
16. The crazy thing is that the original did
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 09:16 PM
Oct 2014

Not do that great so why do this? I mean if be wanted to do something out of ordinary. I don't think he has done a religios film before, but the Family Man was close. Couldn't he pick something that might at least be interesting and not done before.

 

Scootaloo

(25,699 posts)
5. I like to think Cage just makes these stinkers to have fun
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 08:37 PM
Oct 2014

I mean think about it. Nicholas Cage is wealthy. He's got it made forever, basically. He's rich enough that he bought a castle... so he could flip it two years alter.

So, you've got it made. Why not just take the dumbest, goofiest-sounding scripts that come your way? If it sounds like fun, why not? And i imagine Cage could make damn near ANYTHING fun for himself. Running around the set, literally chewing the scenery and everything.

I mean really, if you could get paid a few million just to show up and do this:


Wouldn't you jump at the opportunity?

MADem

(135,425 posts)
22. He's not wealthy--he's broke and he owes millions to Uncle Sam. He blew all his money.
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 11:21 PM
Oct 2014
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/celebrity/how-did-nicolas-cage-blow-through-an-150-million-dollar-fortune/

...One person who definitely knows what it feels like to owe a little bit of money to Uncle Sam is Nicolas Cage. Nick is unfortunately one of dozens of high profile celebrities who happen to be way better at acting or throwing a ball than they are at taking care of their personal finances. After years of extravagant over-spending, not only did Nicolas find himself owing the IRS $13 million, but he also managed to blow through a $100 million fortune. How, in the name of ZEUS' BUTTHOLE, did this happen?

... as his income went up so did his spending habits. Actually, to be fair, as his income increased Nick's spending habits SKYROCKETED. Between 2000 and 2007 Nick went on a spending spree that would make the Sultan of Brunei blush. During that time Cage made the following purchases:

15 Personal Homes: Cage's property portfolio included an $8 million castle in England that he plunged millions more into remodeling. He never spent a single night in the castle. He also bought a second castle in Bavaria, two multi-million dollar mansions in New Orleans, a $17.5 million palace in Bel Air, a $10 million Malibu beach house, a 24,000 square foot home in Rhode Island, a mansion in Las Vegas and a getaway property on Paradise Island in the Bahamas.

A Private Island: Apparently having a house on Paradise Island didn't fill Nick's penchant for the Bahamas because in 2006 he spent $7 million on a 40 acre private island 85 miles south of Nassau.

Four Luxury Yachts: Cage at one time owned four luxury yachts including one called Sarita that had 12 master bedrooms that was valued at $20 million.
......


When you total everything up, it becomes pretty clear that Nick was living well beyond his means even for a guy who makes $40 million a year. To make matters worse, while he was spending money like there was no tomorrow, Nick wasn't paying his taxes. By 2009, his unpaid tax bill and penalties totaled more than $13 million! Nick immediately began attempting to dump as many of his assets as possible, starting with the houses. It didn't help that 2009 was quite possibly the worst time in the last 100 years to try and sell a house in a pinch....

Liberal_Dog

(11,075 posts)
14. He Is Prepping For Life As A Washed Up Celebrity
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 09:07 PM
Oct 2014

He will proudly follow in the footsteps of Nugent,Grammer,Rogers,Miller,Sorbo and others

AnnieBW

(10,472 posts)
17. Because He's Doing for Christian Films
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 09:27 PM
Oct 2014

What he did to Pagans in his horrific remake of "The Wicker Man".

hunter

(38,346 posts)
19. The last scene explains it all...
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 09:56 PM
Oct 2014


Otto wakes up and realizes it was all just a bad dream.

The movie is supposed to be a comedy!
 

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)
20. Cage likes movies where he can chew the scenery as loudly as possible.
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 10:51 PM
Oct 2014

I just saw the ad for this and when it said "Nicholas Cage" I thought "perfect fit".

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