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maxrandb

(15,330 posts)
Thu Oct 9, 2014, 07:16 PM Oct 2014

I think the Teabaggers ought to protect themselves

This Ebola stuff is extremely dangerous. Please keep listening to Rush and Hannity, and watching Faux News for all updates.

Recommend you duct tape your windows and cover yourselves in plastic.

Buy Spanish Doubloons.

Get your emergency starter seeds.

Stock up on canned goods and Cheetos

and whatever you do...

Remain indoors, and avoid all crowds until at least 5 November!

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I think the Teabaggers ought to protect themselves (Original Post) maxrandb Oct 2014 OP
TeaBaggers could encase themselves in a life-sized teabag. Dont call me Shirley Oct 2014 #1
Just think maxrandb Oct 2014 #2
That would be an ironic miracle! Dont call me Shirley Oct 2014 #3
That's to risky. Fuddnik Oct 2014 #13
Superb. Dont call me Shirley Oct 2014 #14
Just think of all the West Africans that will be at the polling place! FSogol Oct 2014 #4
It's airborne! Hold your breath until the danger passes! And stay at home through the holidays! freshwest Oct 2014 #5
... napkinz Oct 2014 #6
LOL, I hope they see that... freshwest Oct 2014 #15
Lets make that date Andy823 Oct 2014 #7
Don't Vote November 5th. PeoViejo Oct 2014 #8
Generators. Don't forget generators. n/t. bvf Oct 2014 #9
Evil Dem plot to spread viruses at polling places 11/04 ffr Oct 2014 #10
They could also use the duct tape TBF Oct 2014 #11
I have heard from reliable sources Half-Century Man Oct 2014 #12

maxrandb

(15,330 posts)
2. Just think
Thu Oct 9, 2014, 07:31 PM
Oct 2014

Having been to West Africa, I know how terrible this disease is, but I also know that it is very hard to transmit, and the United States is well-equipped to deal with it.

At my age, I'm much more concerned about the flu, or pneumonia, that kills 1000's X more than Ebola.

Wouldn't it be something if, in Faux and Hate Radio's haste to scare and panic the masses, and somehow blame a terrible disease on President Obama, the end result would be their own viewers staying home out of fear on Election Day?

Fuddnik

(8,846 posts)
13. That's to risky.
Thu Oct 9, 2014, 10:05 PM
Oct 2014

They should encase themselves in a concrete overcoat, and submerge themselves underwater.

Mafia bosses used to protect beloved associates that way.

FSogol

(45,485 posts)
4. Just think of all the West Africans that will be at the polling place!
Thu Oct 9, 2014, 07:48 PM
Oct 2014

LOL, its all part of Obama's plan!

Stay home teabaggers. Hug your guns and check your temperature.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
5. It's airborne! Hold your breath until the danger passes! And stay at home through the holidays!
Thu Oct 9, 2014, 08:02 PM
Oct 2014

Gosh, that put me in the mood for Christmas. I'll go buy some Christmas lights to keep the benighted ones away...

ffr

(22,670 posts)
10. Evil Dem plot to spread viruses at polling places 11/04
Thu Oct 9, 2014, 09:33 PM
Oct 2014

Protect yourselves Republis. Protect yourselves!

TBF

(32,060 posts)
11. They could also use the duct tape
Thu Oct 9, 2014, 09:50 PM
Oct 2014

to cover their mouths. And keyboards.

That would be a nice break for us.

Half-Century Man

(5,279 posts)
12. I have heard from reliable sources
Thu Oct 9, 2014, 09:54 PM
Oct 2014

Pushing 47 Cheerios in each nostril creates a Ebola proof filter.

You can fool the FEMA camp snatch squads who will wait outside polling places by, super gluing a rainbow flag fashioned out of sequins onto your forehead.

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