Kim Jong-un found, coding new operating system

[MannyGoldstein]

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PYONGYANG, Democratic People's Republic of Korea: Without need of caffeine beverages of paunchy western hacker culture, nor oxygen or lighting, Supreme Leader has favored his countrymen by holing up in palace to write new computer operating system of advanced. No sleep! In a flash Microsoft Windows will be changed for Hugehard Streetlight of Kim.

There is delay of 10 days because Brilliant Comrade determine that x86 chip architecture stink worse than 100 year kimchi, invent new silent but deadly microchip structure for world!

Brilliant Comrade!

Soon Huge Leader will become once again available with lightning fast disco moves to counter Western hegemony, now with Streetlight on flatus.

Regards!

Kim-Way-Is-Only-Way Manny!

[NuclearDem]

1. dafuq

[Electric Monk]

3. Imagine that Manny looks like this guy reading it aloud

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[NuclearDem]

7. That's not at all how I prefer to imagine Manny looking.

[L0oniX]

2. Fear the supreme coder!

[jmowreader]

6. Supreme Coder would have Atari 800 or Apple II

Supreme Coder demands full travel keys.

[malaise]

4. Who the hell is Kim?

[Jackpine Radical]

5. Highest large leader weapon made the blue screen display of death

destroy too capitalistic current dogs

[jakeXT]

8. Give him a track ball, he'll take over the globe