Cylvia Hayes (OR Gov. Kitzhaber's fiancee) Admits To Illegally Pumping Her Own Gas

[KamaAina]

Oregon, like New Jersey, requires full service.

http://thatoregonlife.com/2014/10/cylvia-hayes-admits-trying-pump-gas/

That Oregon Life was able to catch up with Ms. Hayes Tuesday night, when she confessed yet another horrible crime. That same year, she attempted to pump her own gas in Oregon. Pumping your gas in Oregon is a serious crime, which carries a maximum jail sentence of 20 years.

“I just got really sick of waiting on the damn gas attendant, I mean you can’t blame me,” Hayes said. “He was slow, incompetent, and I was already in a hurry to get home and smoke out with my Ethiopian.”

According to Hayes, she became frustrated and never was able to figure out how to pump her own gas.

As you can see in the photo, she was actually holding the nozzle upside down. The fuel attendant was nice enough to let it slide, and she left without the police being called to the scene.

You'd think the Oregon version of The Onion would be called The Marionberry.

[Suich]

1. I'm in Washington, a self-service state.

I showed a woman with Oregon plates on her car how to pump gas once.

Full service is a lot nicer!