TEABOLA Strikes Texas, Quarantine Suggested:

[grahamhgreen]

The West Texas teabola outbreak has spread and is now threatening Austin.

Symptoms, including explosive diarrhea of the mouth, have been seen in individuals from ex-con and rat catcher Tom Delay, to Gov Rick Perry's office. Perry's staff has denied he has the disease and Perry himself can't remember. Perry said, "Obviously Obama has infected Texasistan with teabola in order to make us look stupid. I have a three agenies of government I would do away with to deal with this threat - the education, the uh, the health and let’s see. I can’t the third one. I can’t. Sorry Oops.”"

Hazmats suits will be issued to all Austin residents, including earplugs.

[underpants]

1. Very well done

[Turbineguy]

2. That's about the truth of it.