Obama is Infecting Christians with Ebola To Destroy Jesus and Start A New Age of Liberal Darkness

[KamaAina]

Not The Onion!!

http://christwire.org/2014/08/obama-is-infecting-christians-with-ebola-to-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of-liberal-darkness/

Barack Obama has used genetics to manufacture the most powerful virus in the history of mankind. The virus is an evolved form of EBOLA, a deadly virus that causes the body to bleed to death in a week.

EBOLA virus seen in this slide spells out the world Obama. Christian scientists speculate that only those who get an injected cure for Ebola will get this marker in their blood, indicating they bowed before Obama to get the antidote....

Keep in mind, Obama-era evolution of Ebola has already killed thousands in Africa, and only moments ago, a person dropped dead in London from Obama-Ebola....

The new Ebola virus is a control mechanism designed to destroy Christianity in America once and for all.

Um, might not Nina Pham be Buddhist?

[MattBaggins]

1. Awesome. Sounds like a fucking good plan to me.

[TerrapinFlyer]

17. I am ready to donate some money!

I am going to send in $666 in Kenyan Gold bars!

[NuclearDem]

2. Well, not The Onion, but still ChristWire.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/ChristWire

[GusBob]

3. well they couldnt destroy it by nailing that dude to the cross so relax

Eom

[Downwinder]

4. I feel better now, knowing it only affects Christians.

How does it know?

[bvf]

7. Apparently, there's a gene for that.

Just kidding.

[Downwinder]

11. Wonder if a forced ISIS conversion will save someone

from Ebola.

Obviously God is not on the Christian side or at least they don't think so. Where is their Trust?

[bvf]

14. Trust in your god or

flip a coin.

Coin says, "In God We Trust," so I'm figuring we're all OK.

[kestrel91316]

5. Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[Warpy]

6. She could be, but the few quotes I've read

suggest she's a churchgoer, meaning Christian.

Her family attends a largely Vietnamese Roman Catholic church, Our Lady of Fatima.

[Journeyman]

8. And Poe's Law claims another . . .

[bvf]

10. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

Just don't tell me otherwise--please?

[tavernier]

9. I KNEW IT!!!

The first clue was the intelligent speech and the horrible clarity in his eyes that indicated he actually understood the big words he was using. Demonic!

We NEVER had that under the GWB administration!!

[cantbeserious]

12. How Demented Can People Become

eom

[Rex]

13. Kinda tuned out after 'Christian scientists speculate.'

Just in time for Halloween! "Obama-era evolution of Ebola" sounds scary!

[lunasun]

15. Satire but if you check some freep stuff and a TX senator not too far from some real people's

Thoughts

"He hopes the disease starts and runs rampant through the South and spreads outward to the rest of the USA and he'll go home to the other muslims as a hero and reign as their king. "

Thanks Obama !

[Initech]

16. I thought they didn't believe in evolution?

And they're claiming that this virus is Ebola evolved?

[Enrique]

18. that photo of the virus spelling out "Obama" must be real

no way this guy Abe would be able to photoshop that.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

19. "And only Kirk Cameron can stop him....... This Christmas in theaters nowhere...." nt

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

20. So, the virus has a "Christians only" capability?

[Takket]

21. Obama probably would have gotten away with it if not...

For having it spell "Obama". That just crosses the line between criminal and diabolical!

Oh and this damn kids at Christ wire too! He would have gotten away with it if not for them.

[JEB]

22. You know, it just might work. Hahahahahahahahaha.

[Generic Brad]

23. This is a whole new level of conspiracy stupid

Thank goodness I am a liberal non-Christian. That must make me immune to Ebola.

[KamaAina]

24. Turns out Christwire is sort of like The Onion

focusing on fundies.