OKAY lets put TOGETHER a NEGATIVE LIST

[yuiyoshida]

Last edited Tue Oct 21, 2014, 01:21 PM - Edit history (3)

THAT A 17 YEAR old COULD DO, rather than work for IS: (I WILL START..)
1. do drugs
2. Rob a liquor store
3. get a tattoo
4. get a badly spelled tattoo
5. steal a motorbike and ride cross country
6. Be a hacker..and hack into a US Government office.
7. Learn Korean and go hiking near the North Korean Border
8. Throw rocks at a police car.
9. Run a chain of Opium Dens.
10. Work for Wall Street and then Rip them off for a cool 3 million...
11. Volunteer to work cleanup at Fukushima? (Well, maybe not.)

You guys have better examples??

(reference for those of you who want the background story: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025694030)

[snooper2]

1. go streaking down Main Street while throwing Applesauce at random babies?

[yuiyoshida]

4. Thats a good start...

[Jamaal510]

2. Take an ice bath,

-touch an electrical fence
-do donuts in your car in the middle of a freeway
-get drunk and try to run a mile around a school track in 10 minutes
-smoke weed before class
-eat a cactus
-wear your underwear on your head to a Halloween party

[yuiyoshida]

3. lol

That's the spirit Jamaal!!

[uppityperson]

5. Post on DU that they ate at Olive Garden on the way to walmart.

[yuiyoshida]

6. Is that before or after

bombing the Moon?

[uppityperson]

7. Had to throw in a du meme. The moon one wins though. Pretty much anything for this fool

anything he could do that would hurt only himself.

[shenmue]

9. Dont tuch the but

[Mnemosyne]

15. While breast feeding a pitbull that is smoking. nt

[n2doc]

8. Idolize Justin Bieber

http://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/bieber-reportedly-scolded-for-kicking-around-ball-in-vatican-corridors-1.2060918

Turn oneself into "devil guy" http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/meet-terrifying-devil-man-black-4451864#rlabs=4

Be a Drunken Zombie Santa http://news.yahoo.com/police-drunken-santa-zombie-enters-st-paul-home-141127788.html

Be a Young Republican

[yuiyoshida]

11. Wow, those are hard to beat...

Especially the last one!

[FSogol]

10. Anyone notice he has a "popped collar"?

What a douche.

[yuiyoshida]

13. He probably envisions himself as a young

Lawrence of Arabia.... (NOT!)

[n2doc]

12. This guy just gives off a "Red Rascal" vibe...

but on the other side...

[yuiyoshida]

14. I bet its close to that

not taking bets on it..