Who's ready for some thoughtful words on "Family" from.....Bristol Palin?

[brooklynite]

I've taken to reading PATHEOS.COM for some generally well-sourced writing on theology (they address multiple perspectives including atheism). But I recently discovered that their "FAMILY" issues section now includes Bristol Palin as a regular contributor.

She's now offering thoughtful discussions about standing up for your family...preferably with your fists:

I was alarmed that things had gotten so bad so fast. But it got even worse when this guy started pushing me. He had his hands on me, pushing me down. That’s when I swung and hit his face.

...snip...

I didn’t “swing and hit him seven times with a strong right hook” as so many so-called news stories have reported. After this incident, I still had a perfect manicure on all ten of my nails.

[hifiguy]

1. Sparklemoose and her clan

are the comedy gift that keeps on giving.

[brucefan]

2. Ha! Sparklemoose!

I'm stealing it!

[hifiguy]

3. Not mine.

ashling came up with it in this thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025708952

It's well on its way to becoming the next DU classic.

[NV Whino]

4. Soooo glad she didn't ruin her manicure.

Really, I think I have to thank McCain for digging comic relief for us in the heart of Alaska.

[cwydro]

5. Wonder if they like her

"salty" language.

She's got a pretty foul mouth on her.

[gordianot]

6. At least she can count to 10.

[Lochloosa]

7. But she has to use her fingers...

[gordianot]

8. Only if they sparkle.

[hifiguy]

9. I'd bet "Track" has to take off his pants

to count to 11.

[Initech]

10. So so glad we did not elect them.

[Saphire]

11. I forced myself to read that. What utter bullshit.