Kansas couple sues because the gays be stealin mah marriage!!11!

[shenmue]

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2014/10/kansas-straight-couple-seeks-to.html#disqus_thread

https://www.scribd.com/doc/244022349/2-14-cv-02518-13



Phillip and Sandra Unruh of Kansas filed a lawsuit last week, asking the court to intervene in the ACLU's marriage equality case in Kansas. Their claim as to why? The gays be stealin the whole marriage thing! Yes, it's like they stole a bike. Where's my bike? Give it back!





Meanwhile, my parents are still married.

[bluestateguy]

1. My family knows a couple who moved away from Iowa to Tennessee to get away from gay marriage

Funny and pathetic.

I guess they bought themselves some more time to get away from the horror of two gay men marrying in the town square.

But it's going to happen soon in even the most blood red states--it already is.

My parents don't speak to them anymore.

[pinboy3niner]

2. Boy, will their heads explode when we make gay marriage mandatory

Shhhh! Let it be a surprise.

[shenmue]

3. Just don't talk about the secret handshake

Then they'll revoke your parking pass.

[pinboy3niner]

5. Parking pass?

They didn't give you the gay helicopter shuttle? It's what all the Gay Mafia and their supporters use.

[shenmue]

6. Aha!

I'll have to call the super secret hotline. Don't tell them I told you.

[Delmette]

4. If gay marriage threatens your marriage

Someone in your marriage might be gay.
I can't find the quote to give proper credit.

[shenmue]

7. True

I've heard that too. Don't know where it was first.

[awoke_in_2003]

8. They are making me

marry a man next week Seriously, people- get a fucking life and let others live theirs.