The Rude Pundit - Shut the Fuck Up, George W. Bush

[meegbear]

Fuck you, George W. Bush. Go suck on some hairy rhino balls so that your mouth is so full of sack that you can't breathe, let alone talk. And fuck you to all the media outlets treating Bush like a long-lost beloved uncle who has finally come back from exploring the Congo with his Hottentot manservants. Any interview with the former president should begin with "Shut the fuck up, you fucking America-wrecking imbecile" and end with "Why won't you shut the fuck up, you fucking torturing, murdering, war criminal motherfucker?"

Bush has been just about everywhere promoting his book on his fucking asshole father who everyone loves now because he's old and jumps out of planes and shit, but who was a shitty president who bobbed on Reagan's knob until he lost his own personality. Here's W. on NPR when asked if his mission in Iraq was as clear as his father's during the Persian Gulf War: "Yes. I think in many ways it was. It was more complex because this decision was made in a post-9/11 world. In other words, the removal of Saddam from Kuwait was definitely in our national interest. But it didn't necessarily mean that the United States's homeland would be threatened or not threatened depending upon his actions. In our case, the 9/11 attacks changed the strategic equation for the United States, and we had to deal with threats before they fully materialized."

Wait. Yes, it was as clear as Dad's but it wasn't because it was more "complex"? Ah, there's that old logic. And, motherfucker, you are the fucking godfather of the post-9/11 world. And, motherfucker, are you still tying Saddam Hussein to 9/11? In less than 5 minutes, Bush mentions 9/11 four times. It's all he's got. So shut the fuck up already.

And then there's the softballs, like on Face Bob Schieffer's Face, Nation, when Schieffer's face asked Bush if politics has gotten "meaner." Bush actually said, "People were held to account for what they said. In other words, there was a pushback. Now there's just so much stuff out there--flotsam out there that people say what they feel like saying without any consequences." And Schieffer did not arthritically rise out of his chair and bitch slap Bush, screaming, "Motherfucker, that cocksucker Karl Rove ran your campaigns. You fucking made it meaner. Rove was never held accountable, even for outing a fucking CIA agent whose husband pissed him off. He should be skull fucked by bears. Shut the fuck up."

Let's not even talk about his Today show appearance, which should cause the set to be burned and the ground salted.

Why are we doing this? Why is Bush allowed to go anywhere without crowds pelting his car with shit and rotten tomatoes and eggs? Why aren't there riots at his book signings, demanding his arrest for crimes against humanity? Why hasn't he been run so far out of any town that he has to live in an underground bunker so that the angry masses don't tear him limb from limb? Are we that brain-damaged a nation that we've forgotten? Are we that delusional that we can't just say, endlessly, "Shut the fuck up," and mean that we never want to hear from him again until we all jubilantly join hands and do a crazy jig on his grave?

Oh, and, fuck you, W., you didn't write a fuckin' book.

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2014/11/shut-fuck-up-george-w-bush.html

[shenmue]

1. OMG

[Arkansas Granny]

2. The rude pundit nails it.

[RedCappedBandit]

3. Lmfao. Well said. nt

[underpants]

4. In other words....

He thinks "flotsam" makes him sound smart.

The first use of "In other words..." is complete bullshit. There was NO accountability in his mid-administration. Any critique was immediately met with attacks on the patriotism of the person who dared speak up (not the press of course, they never spoke up ) and then the 9/11 trump card. War necessary? 9/11 outed a spy? 9/11 Agriculture policy ? 9/11


The second use of "In other words...." is simply not in other words - those two things have nothing to do with each other OR the question.

In other words, SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. !!!

[Rob H.]

17. Remember "First Amendment Zones"? W sure loved 'em back then

And you couldn't so much as say, "Wow, that's an ugly tie the president's wearing" without the GOP shrieking, "How dare you? Why do hate 'Murka? Move to France, terrorist!"

[underpants]

40. Remember them well

I remember W inviting himself to the MLK ceremony (really so he could attend a fundraiser on our dime) and it was so late notice that when several thousand people showed up across the street the Secret Service higher some passenger buses to block of the crowd from the news crews. Not one MSM crew bothered to cross the street and get a shot of the crowd.

[Scarsdale]

37. Dixie Chicks

They dared to say they were ashamed that W was from Texas. Most of us were ashamed he was from the USA!!! How about the young couple arrested at a town hall meeting for wearing anti-W tee shirts? Nobody with an opinion that differed from Roves was allowed within a mile of his "meetingsToo bad this sock puppet did not stick to painting.He sucks at that, too, but at least nobody dies.

[underpants]

44. The couple was in West Virginia if memory serves

Yeah. Wow and now we have people on overpasses calling for impeachment.

[Dont call me Shirley]

5. Best "bring me to laughing tears and snorting" rant. Cheers to the Rudeness!

[Scuba]

6. Love it. Thanks meegbear.

[hifiguy]

7. As I just posted in another thread, to paraphrase Hawkeye Pierce,

"some people invite abuse, Chimpy. It would be impolite for us not to oblige you."

And oblige him the Rude One does, in Pulitzer-worthy style.

All hail Chimpoleon!

[Martin Eden]

14. The first of those 3 pics ...

... exhibits by far the most intelligence.

[hifiguy]

16. Indeed it does.

The ape actually looks pretty bright. The manlike object in the other two not so much.

[Enthusiast]

20. The second picture is Dubya's response to the guy that gave him a big hit on his flask.

[hifiguy]

23. !

"Heh, quit Bogartin' the booze there, guy."

Whichever daughter: "No WAY is this guy my real father.... Whatta dumbass."

[calimary]

82. LOVED these, hifiguy! As I love this Rude Pundit column!!!

I copied each photo, naming them:

dubya 1 - Hail to the Chimp
dubya 2 - Chimp Hails Back
dubya 3 - Chimp = Chump

GOD those years were HORRIBLE!!!!! And not on yer life - NOBODY was held accountable, except we Dems and liberals and other dubya-resistant voting blocks, whenever we did or said something the dubya defenders didn't like.

[Mnemosyne]

8. K&R! nt

[yeoman6987]

9. NPR was wrong to ask the questions

The interview was supposed to be about Bush Senior. Why did they need to ask those questions?

[Aldo Leopold]

10. I think I just Rude-gasmed.

One of his best ever.

[mnhtnbb]

19. rude-gasmed!

I love it!

[Aldo Leopold]

22. So did I!

[Jerry442]

11. Don't forget election stealing.

There are those of us who think that none of that crap would have happened if the true winner of the 2000 election had been inaugurated in 2001.

[malaise]

12. +1,000

They're preparing up for the deification of poppy - that other scumbag.

[Marie Marie]

28. And, they also preparing for the Coronation of that other Bush developed sperm - Jebbie.

Oh please, oh please, let Americans (even Republicans who see him as their best hope) not be this forgetful. Two lousy Pres Bush(s) were two too many.

[Rob H.]

13. "He should be skull fucked by bears."

Aw, why bring bears into it? They didn't do anything to deserve that!

[hifiguy]

18. That is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

And it is going into my "ultimate insults" file.

[MrMickeysMom]

55. The image is projected immediately...

Skull fucked and Boned up the ass are reserved for jail, which is where BushCo criminals STILL belong.

[Enthusiast]

15. K&R! This post should have hundreds of recommendations! You fucking America-wrecking imbecile!

Way to go, Rude!

[AzDar]

21. Amen, baby...

[nxylas]

24. Has there been a movement for a citizen's arrest?

Like the one that George Monbiot started for Blair?

[DocMac]

25. K & R

[Gidney N Cloyd]

26. With apologies to Molly Ivens, W was "born on page 462 and thought he wrote a book."

[samsingh]

27. well put

[democrank]

29. What a wonderful world!

Junior W. Bush, a man who can not put together a coherent sentence, making the media rounds hawking a book he "wrote" about Poppy.
If he wrote that book, I`m a Republican. In fact if he half-wrote that book, I`m a Republican.

Here in full view of anyone watching, including maimed soldiers recovering at Walter Reed, was an actual American war criminal. A man responsible for the death and maiming of hundreds of thousands of people and the ruination of at least two countries and the downward tumble of a third.

George W. Bush didn`t deserve that air time. The only thing he deserves is an orange jumpsuit and life behind bars.

[underpants]

41. If he wrote that book, I`m a Republican

[demigoddess]

45. could it be that Laura is his ghost writer?

she's the only one who knows real english.

[ybbor]

30. So very eloquently put

I love me some rude pundit!

[democrank]

31. From Junior Bush (U.S. News and World Report, January 3, 2000)

"One of the greatest things about books is sometimes there are fantastic pictures."

[Botany]

32. The Rude One is such a poet

Rove was never held accountable, even for outing a fucking CIA agent whose
husband pissed him off. He should be skull fucked by bears. Shut the fuck up."

[blkmusclmachine]

33. Oh, the inhumanity .. a Medal of "Freedom" to George H W Bush ..

[blkmusclmachine]

34. http://www.dallasnews.com/incoming/20110215-ax044_0e6c_9.jpg.ece/BINARY/w620x413/AX044_0E6C_9.jpg

Pic URL as above.
Comments are my own.

[Scarsdale]

38. Affair

I wonder if he ever regrets not divorcing Babs to marry his long time lover Jennifer Fitzgerald??? The only reason he stayed with Battleaxe Barb was because he was told a divorce would destroy his chance at the WH.

[immoderate]

46. ... in recognizing the mediocrity of this presidency...

If H.W. was a decent president, Obama would not have to give him the booby prize.

Presidents shouldn't get medals for getting elected.

--imm

[knownow]

77. Agreed

Especially not for doing a lousy job.

[Johonny]

35. I think Oliver Stone's movie really captured W

He is a very uninteresting person with nothing interesting to say that was mass marketed to the White House where he was surrounded by fascinatingly broken people, but he himself remained dull, stupid, and self-absorbed. He's 6 years into retirement and he's done nothing of note. His book is not interesting. He has nothing but marketing to sell. Who would buy it? More to the point would those that buy it read it passed page 25? We all know they won't.

[underpants]

43. I remember watching that movie and nodding

Yep, I remember that story. Yep, remember that.

Stone apparently has every element of the movie referenced on the DVD. The only single element I didn't know about was a reference to food tasters during the lunch with Dick and Dickless. I need to look that up.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

36. ......heh......

[world wide wally]

39. This country has gotten fucked up to the point where you wouldn't't even recognize it if you were

Born in B.R. (before Reagan got elected)
Maybe some nice country like Canada will come and liberate us someday. There is no way we're capable of doing it ourselves anymore...there's a big game on TV.

[SylviaD]

53. Canada, now laboring under the Conservative regime of Stephen Harper "the W of the North"? n/t

[scarletwoman]

42. I regret that I can rec this but once.

Sheer poetry!

[Skittles]

47. Thanking Mr. Rude

it is absolutely DISGUSTING that Dubya was never held accountable and can now write his own legacy

[Earth_First]

48. 29 f-bombs in 5 paragraphs...

5.8 f-bombs per paragraph.

[Iwillnevergiveup]

50. Thanks for the count

Rudie don't forget.

[bullwinkle428]

61. And every last one of them was earned, IMHO!

[DonCoquixote]

49. Why are we doing this? Why is Bush allowed to go anywhere without crowds pelting his car with shit

because the media is trying to anoint Jeb, whose last name should keep himaway from a chance, because Hillary Vs Jeb election will make for Billions and Billiosn of ad revenue.

[TheNutcracker]

51. Well said. Who cares what a guy sittin in a tub painting his toes has to say!

Buck Fush!

[sendero]

52. Almost every morning this week...

.... NPR was running a segment on Bush's book and etc. I had to change stations, it is inconcievable to me how anyone could give two shits what a moron fucktard excuse for a president has to say.

NPR sucks ass.

[MrMickeysMom]

54. Why aren't there people pelting his car with shit and rotten tomatoes?….

Cause, they'd be, like DEAD in less time than you could shout, "KILL shoot the leftist terrorist!" Anyone passing the tomatoes would be hauled away.

Hey, maybe we'll be so desperate we won't care soon. I'd rather start with shoes…. Shoes… you know they're coming. With a trajectory of a few spiked heels, you get a six pack when the stupid fucker gets knocked to his ass.

My personal fantasy is someone graciously getting close, then spitting in his eye while the rest scream, "go to jail, criminal".

[tavernier]

56. The fact that he still walks the streets

shows us just how messed up our country is.

The fact that he is featured and accepted with open and loving arms on all the major networks shows us why.

[vssmith]

57. Listen to what George Will said in recent article

George Will: "The last 11 years have been filled with hard learning. The 2003 invasion of Iraq, the worst foreign policy decision in U.S. history, coincided with mission creep (“nation building”) in Afghanistan."

[maddiemom]

58. Missed your outrageous take on things! The irony of a three day period, including "Veteran's Day"

included the death of Tomas Young, while Dubya/Shrub reiterated his lack of regret over Iraq. Not heard from: Darth Cheney. The media realized that he'd be too much obnoxious to veterans, but the Dubya interview was a truly a work of insensitivity and insanity.

[JEB]

59. Hoping he chokes on his dried out freedom fries.

[Cha]

60. The Fucking USmediawhore INC.. is responsible for gw bush.. if they had any balls at all..

that whole neo crew would have been shut down on their plan to invade Iraq from day one.

But, NO.. there was no 24/7 Benghaaaaaaazi! back then. Only on this Admin where there was Nothing wrong. The US media Marched us to War ON Iraq.. Toadies in Arms. MOFOs

Thanks Rude and meegbear

[Initech]

62. SFTU and GTFO!!!!

[47of74]

63. A fucking men!

[kairos12]

64. Somebody throw a shoe already.

[NBachers]

65. Crawl back into your bottle of Jim Beam and stay there, Dim Son.

[polynomial]

66. George W Bush should be held in “Pillory Stocks”

George W Bush should be held in “Pillory Stocks” for all to view on a regular humiliating schedule. As in times long ago civil crimes or even simple recklessness was put on public display.

Anyone can do a google to view some examples of public humiliation that is similar to what was happening ages ago but going on now and covered up by mainstream media.

Imagine if we the people had access to those huge advanced data bases those Meta files closely held secrets of data that characterize the behavior of individuals. Then those charged with allegations would have to be sifted through that Metadata matrix to understand if they have a thread of honesty.

Wouldn’t it be interesting if those same algorithms were used on anyone public figure that was charged with allegations in fraud and lies. An extraordinary turnaround for those who seek to serve in government to really serve the public, or serve to profiteer to build personal wealth and power for a few.

In this modern time according to the first amendment we all have freedom to speech.

So George W. Bush has the right to speak, however we all should be able to address his thoughts to present our grievances. But the GOP did from 911 that time forward in an endless convoluted effort complicit with mainstream media with arrogance defiance “at will” suppress or stymie honest dialog.

[King_Klonopin]

67. I love a good screed!

W. still has "no regrets" about Iraq.

His ego and vanity trump reality and decency -- a true sociopath!

[Aviation Pro]

68. Because....

...fuck you, George W Bush, that's why.

[B Calm]

69. My republican neighbor still thinks Saddam Hussein attacked us on 9/11.

[myrna minx]

70. .

[RoccoR5955]

71. That War Crimina

and his cronies should be in jail, not writing books and making money!

[Hotler]

72. Brao! Sweet rant, kicking

[Javaman]

73. this is why we hate sara palin so much...

because little did we know at the time but george w. moron* is her male equivalent.

and we don't want to live through that buffoonery again.

[joeglow3]

74. Are their really people who think politics have gotten meaner?

If so, they need to study history.

[DuckBurp]

75. Thank you for the comments and the responses

I live in the Dallas area and I am constantly bombarded by TV coverage and Dallas Morning News articles telling us how great it is to have a former president living in our midst and the fine things he and Laura are doing. It seems I can't go to athletic events here without him being introduced to the crowd in attendance and given a standing ovation by most people. At times I feel like the only one who characterizes him as an unindicted war criminal who did a tremendous amount of damage to our nation. The biggest reason we have to deal with ISIS today is the lies he gave us before invading Iraq 11 years ago. I really enjoy seeing these comments and reminders in DU that I am not the only one who feels the way I do about this fortunate son. Thank you all for restoring my faith in people.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

76. my Haiku entry to Rude's post-shrub New Year's contest:

Decade of psychopaths,
The godly blame Democrats.
What short memories.

Thanks US Media!



He should be skull fucked by bears.......YES. So should rudy murdoch, the kochbros, limbaugh, rove, dick, and the rest.

[hifiguy]

79. Brava, Blanche!

[The Wizard]

78. In a just world

he'd be getting ass raped by a pack of rabid hyenas. That it hasn't happened is proof there is no god.

[staggerleem]

80. "Why are we doing this?"

Because, as far as the brain-dead FAUX News devotees are concerned, he's the best thing since Saint Ronald of Reagan, THAT'S why!

[TBF]

86. Nope - we are doing this to pump up Bush Inc.

for Jeb's run. They're ramping up.

[maddiemom]

81. Next time tell us how you REALLY feel, Rude...

Beautifully done! Thank god Cheney retreated to his undisclosed location on the Veteran's Day run-up weekend. A bad time for Shrub to take time away from his painting, but those pushing Jebbie must have felt it was safe for him to come out. Cognitive dissonance
has always been one of Dubya's strong points. I wonder if he sent condolences to Tomas Young's family.

[santamargarita]

83. I hate that sonuvabitch more each time I see or hear about that smirking monkey!

Bush is a World Wrecker!

[TBF]

84. They are re-telling the story -

re-telling history to try to make it more palatable. They want to run Jeb and they can only do it by refurbishing W.

"Held to account"? That's the worst thing he has possibly said. No one from his murderous administration was held accountable for ANYTHING. Those fuckers should have stood trial at the Hague. God he's an asshole.

[TBF]

85. Here is where he was being nice -

and this photo should be plastered everywhere, everyday, front page of DU etc for the duration if Jeb runs -

[czarjak]

87. Member of a secret society, hijacked religion for political purposes.....

Mission accomplished.