Fundy fake "historian" says what??!!??

[Archae]

Here's my "Biblical" answer to Barton:
(Takes his Bible and dumps it out the nearest window)

Barton: America Must Have 'A Biblical View On Computer Programming'

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Tuesday, 12/2/2014 10:47 am

Back in September, David Barton spoke at a "Truth For A New Generation" Christian apologetics conference in South Carolina. While at the conference, he participated in an interview which was recently uploaded to YouTube in which he made the case that America must implement a "biblical view" on literally every issue, even down to computer programming. On marriage, Barton called for the elimination of no-fault divorce, and after repeating his claim that the Sixth Amendment's guarantee of our right to confront our accusers came directly out of the Bible, Barton said that conservative Christians need to make sure that everything from economics to contracts to employer-employee relations operates according to strictly biblical principles. Once again citing the importance of Christians wielding total control over the Seven Mountains of culture, Barton demanded that society uphold "a biblical view on computer programing" and fondly recalled how, until the 1960s, Hollywood could not release any film "unless the church approved it."

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/barton-america-must-have-biblical-view-computer-programming#sthash.X6pvXtLt.dpuf

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Did Jesus use a PC or a Mac?

[Shrike47]

2. Mac, and Linux.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. That's what I thought. He would have hated Windows.

[edhopper]

6. No

he would have hated Apple as a false idol that people worship.

[jmowreader]

17. He would have hated Windows for the BSODs and viruses

And he would have hated Linux because it's the religious cult of operating systems.

Jesus is definitely a z/VM kinda guy.

[edhopper]

19. WWJOS

What would be Jesus' Operating System

[Aerows]

20. Linux

Open Source, free to all!

[Takket]

5. PC. Mac's are made by the evil gays

[snooper2]

13. the mythical creature is supposed to be omnipotent

so having the need for a computer would make him/her/it a failure and loser right?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. Or maybe just a nerd.

[DetlefK]

4. How about he goes first by following the biblical rules on hygiene?

[Xithras]

7. Whee! Christian Sharia!

OTOH, the biblical requirement that all debts be forgiven after seven years would be kinda nice. That would take care of that pesky mortgage and those student loans....

[Blue Owl]

8. History Science Theater 1000

[geomon666]

9. lol If these people followed actual biblical law

they would be dead within a week. So have it, fundimaniacs!

[LondonReign2]

10. Well shit, there goes the entire shellfish industry!

[Mariana]

14. Not likely.

Fundie Christians are mighty picky about which "abominations" they want to eliminate.

[hifiguy]

11. And people like this are allowed to run around loose.

Forty years ago people who had made such a decisive break with reality were locked in places with soft walls and pumped full of Thorazine. Better times, indeed.

"Fucking Batshit Insane" doesn't even begin to describe such manlike objects.

[Aerows]

21. Another fine example

of people that shouldn't run loose without medication and supervision!

[bullwinkle428]

12. I wonder what bizarre shit is on this guy's hard drive?

I shudder to think.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. Probably some very strange and disturbing porn.

[hifiguy]

18. That is a pretty sure bet, methinks.

[jmowreader]

22. The "elimination of no-fault divorce" thing isn't compatible with a Craigslist world

Adultery is way too simple to commit.