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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHow dumb is Rick Perry?
In the spirit of the Season and operating on the premise that being a candidate for President of the U.S. is not an I.Q. test, I'd like to ask our gentle readers to opine on Mr. Goodhair's intellectual qualifications with a short poll. Feel free to add other possibilities.
Question: How dumb IS Rick Perry?
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As dumb as a bag of rocks | |
2 (33%) |
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So dumb that, if brains were gunpowder he couldn't blow his nose | |
4 (67%) |
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So dumb that he took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game. | |
0 (0%) |
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0 (0%) |
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How dumb is Rick Perry? (Original Post)
COLGATE4
Dec 2014
OP
So dumb he couldn't find his ass with written directions, a GPS and a flashlight.
hobbit709
Dec 2014
#4
louis-t
(23,309 posts)1. He's so dumb, he thinks being dumb is an asset.
Well, it is to 42% of the electorate.
COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)2. Too true!
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)4. So dumb he couldn't find his ass with written directions, a GPS and a flashlight.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)7. "That SOB is so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot
if the instructions were written on the heel." - LBJ on some hapless schmo.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)9. But even that is smarter than Gov. Oops
Archae
(46,363 posts)5. Molly Ivins on Perry: "Governor Goodhair"
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)6. I went with the gunpowder answer
but Perry's dumbness may be beyond the current abilities of even the highest maths to quantify.
Iggo
(47,581 posts)8. Al the dumb.
JHB
(37,163 posts)10. More than sufficiently