Florida Man and Woman ‘trapped’ in unlocked closet for two days

[RandySF]

And it was only until the police arrived that John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, realized they could have opened the door to the closet at Daytona State College and walked out at any time, the Orlando Sentinal reported.

The pair told police they were chased into the closet on Sunday but Arwood didn't dial 911 until Tuesday and his phone's location was tracked.

The pair were found inside the closet along with feces and copper scouring pads often used to smoke crack, according to the Sentinal.

No drugs were found but the pair still face several charges.


http://www.torontosun.com/2014/12/31/florida-couple-trapped-in-unlocked-closet-for-two-days

[LisaL]

1. I see that Florida man is off to a great start in 2015.

It's going to be tough to beat that, but I am sure Florida man will manage.

[tblue37]

4. Nah, this is Florida *Couple*. And then, of course, we had Florida Child a

couple of days ago tearing up a Florida Dollar Store.

[braddy]

2. She has a dollar sign tattooed on her throat.

What could that mean?

[Scootaloo]

5. It means that there's a tattoo artist who believes the old adage about fools and money

[lpbk2713]

3. Two crack heads and a turd.

Guess which one had the highest IQ?

[Bonx]

6. I'm stumped.

[JI7]

7. pics , the dollar sign looks even worse seeing it

[braddy]

8. What the heck does it mean?

[JI7]

9. "i love money" ?

[Hekate]

13. For sale?

[braddy]

14. You are subtle

[Hekate]

12. They must have been on a helluva binge. They look awful.

Sucks to be them.

[Initech]

10. Where is R. Kelly when you need him?

[eShirl]

11. Pretty sure that if I were "locked" in a closet with a steaming turd,

I'd quickly find any possible way out.

[bemildred]

15. You can use feces and copper scour pads to smoke crack? nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. They probably ran out of crack after the first day. From then on...?

"Hey, man, take a hit of this. It's some REALLY GOOD shit!"

"What is it?"

"I dunno, but it's sure hard to light..."

Cheech and Chong could probably do an entire skit on this. If they haven't already.

P.S. You put a little bit of the scouring pad in the bowl of the pipe to keep the rock from falling down. What they might have done with the pipe, God Only Knows. And I don't wanna know...

[Katashi_itto]

16. An example of the Republican base

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. Well, scratch the Rhodes Scholarship... nt