Scientists at NIH Institute For Personality Studies have decided to rename NPD to better reflect...
. . . . the malady. No Personality Disorder, NPD, was originally known as LOP or Lack of Personality. The increasingly high profile has heightened the need for an even newer name better able to reflect the disorder.
First noticed nationally about four and a half years ago, the disorder has been in the public eye, but in a far too low key a fashion to allow it to better understood.
This week, at the NIH's monthly session of the All Foundations Naming Committee, it was decided to once again rename the disease for its most high profile proponent, Willard M. Rmoney. Other names considered for the honor include Henry Waxman, John Huntsman, Eric Cantor, Meghan McCain (who comes with a side of vocal fries), and Joe Liberman.
After all names were considered, the nod went to Rmoney because in the view of the evaluative scientists, his is the most deeply chronic case of the disease ever documented.
This gag was plagiarized and expanded from an original David Letterman monologue joke used by Mr. Letterman on Wednesday, April 25, 2012.
Lova Ya Dave 
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| Yeah? Well what if he gets a personality transplant? Did you ever think of that? Huh? Didja? | |
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| Oh maaaaaaa-aaaaan. I wanted that honor. I'm more boring than all y'all. | |
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| Hahahaha . . . . . feh. Damn clowns. | |
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