Kim Kardashian & Lindsay Lohan will be guests of Fox News at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

[onehandle]

They attack President Obama for having friends in Hollywood and pack their table with virtual, if not actual (Kardashian), hookers.

[Ian David]

1. Yeah, that should class it up. n/t

[applegrove]

16. Exactly. Fox just wants to diminish the President.

[Oilwellian]

20. Actually...

I think it diminishes Fox, and the event in general. Watching politicians schmooze with the fourth estate, is unsettling.

[Union Scribe]

22. Or they're trying to give him an airborne STD. nt

[Bozita]

2. Why?

[rocktivity]

3. You do realize, of course, that they invite celebs

simply because it wouldn't be newsworthy otherwise...

But on the bright side, this also means that it's the anniversary of the

BEST. WHITE HOUSE. CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER. EVER!!!

rocktivity

[cali]

4. so you believe all celebrities are equal? Or equally sleazy?

Is Susan Sarnadon the same as Lindsay Lohan?

[rocktivity]

7. It has more to do with namedropping in the gossip columns than sleaze

Which explains why Fox invited them.


rocktivity

[lonestarnot]

11. That fucking ting rocked!

for posting that!

[IDemo]

5. Pardon my ignorance,

but what exactly is Kardashian's claim to fame - genetic engineering, astrophysics, sculpture?

[groundloop]

8. uhhhh, errrrr, uhhhhh

Oh, wait, she has a TV show. Yeah, that's it.

Talent, you ask. Oh, never mind.

Honestly, I despise that show because it glorifies stupidity, selfishness, and rudeness.

[IDemo]

9. OK. I very rarely turn on the dusty box in the corner anymore

I thought she was a full-time self-promoting celebrity with no other talents whatsoever, kinda like Palin (the Klondike Kardashian).

[cr8tvlde]

10. a sex tape with a black guy...if memory serves

other than that, um, daughter of lawyer who was on the OJ Simpson case.

[rppper]

18. Doing a porno....

....or was that her sister? Marrying jocks?

[renate]

23. she donates her fortune to the less fortunate and uses her fame to promote good causes

JUST KIDDING! She made a sex tape and now her whole family is famous. Yay!

[edbermac]

6. I hope someone warns them about Bill-O and his loofah.

[Fumesucker]

12. Oh, I think either one of them would know where to tell Bill-O to stick his loofah..

[demtenjeep]

13. why...just why

ugg

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

14. Lohan will be three hours late.

[Vogon_Glory]

15. You Realize That They're Highbrow For Faux Noise

You realize that as far as they're concerned, both la Lohan and Kim Kardashian are considered to be high-brow by Faux Noise propaganda's "thoughtful," "cerebral" "journalists."

Since Faux Noise couldn't get either Joan Didion or Joyce Carol Oates, it looks like they're trying to make dowith what they have on the political right.

[longship]

17. Why not Jenny McCarthy?

She could at least have picked her boogers, like she did on MTV. After all, she was a Playboy Playmate. Doesn't everybody swoon? Of course, I am speaking about the booger picking, not that Playboy thing.

Don't get me started about her vaccination lunacy, or about her galactically idiotic husband, Jim Carrey.

Maybe the Republicans should get them both at this shindig.

[Iris]

19. Is Lohan really playing Elizabeth Taylor in some movie?

That's just blasphemy

[Union Scribe]

21. Hey! Graphic Image Warning please

Where does one find a plastic surgeon who will turn you into an extra-terrestrial?