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CatWoman

(79,302 posts)
Mon Feb 2, 2015, 09:17 PM Feb 2015

Texas School Suspends 9-Year-Old For Terrorism Because He Brought Imaginary Hobbit Ring To Class

A nine-year-old boy has been suspended by officials at a Texas school because they believe bringing an imaginary Hobbit ring to class is an act of terrorism.

When Aiden Steward watched “The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies” earlier this week with his family, he naturally wanted to pretend to be a character from the film. Specifically, he pretended to be Bilbo Baggins, the hesitantly brave hero who acquires a magic ring from the creature Gollum in the first movie in the trilogy, which is based on a book written by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Forged at the fictional location of Mount Doom, it is “the one ring to rule them all,” giving the wearer the power of invisibility. The power of the ring aided Bilbo during his journey. So, Aiden brought a ring of his own to Kermit Elementary School and told his friends that they, too, could become invisible by using his ring. Again, the ring had no powers whatsoever, because this is reality.

This being Texas, of course, school officials for some reason believed Aiden was making threats of terrorism against his friends with a magical object and suspended him, much to the disbelief of his parents.

John Steward, Aiden’s father, told the New York Daily News, “It sounded unbelievable.”

Read more: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/02/01/texas-school-suspends-9-year-old-for-terrorism-because-he-brought-imaginary-hobbit-ring-to-class/#ixzz3Qdln6uTY

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Texas School Suspends 9-Year-Old For Terrorism Because He Brought Imaginary Hobbit Ring To Class (Original Post) CatWoman Feb 2015 OP
Gollum! I mean golly gee whiz TexasProgresive Feb 2015 #1
Aiden should have brought a gun instead. muntrv Feb 2015 #2
damn CatWoman Feb 2015 #7
I had to check if this was THE ONION yuiyoshida Feb 2015 #3
The school's position was that he was bullying Ilsa Feb 2015 #4
Bush has the ring! - nt KingCharlemagne Feb 2015 #5
I am so tired of these morons posing as educators malaise Feb 2015 #6
my head hurts trying to imagine the level of stupidity in that school's administration. niyad Feb 2015 #8
I believe we have a photo of the superintendent: NuclearDem Feb 2015 #9

yuiyoshida

(41,833 posts)
3. I had to check if this was THE ONION
Mon Feb 2, 2015, 09:45 PM
Feb 2015

"It sounded unbelievable" is right. What's next..a kid using THE FORCE???

Ilsa

(61,695 posts)
4. The school's position was that he was bullying
Mon Feb 2, 2015, 09:49 PM
Feb 2015

Classmates with the "I can make you disappear" with his nonmagical ring.

Seems like overkill to me.

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