Alabama, the Pro-Goat-F***ing State.

[riqster]

https://bluntandcranky.wordpress.com/2015/02/10/alabama-the-pro-goat-fing-state/
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And Justice Roy Mo(re sex with goats)ore is the biggest pro-goat-f***er in the entire state. You see, for all his anti-marriage-equality rhetoric, Justice Mo(re sex with goats)ore hasn’t said, well, a f***ing thing about his state’s pro-bestiality laws. Seems he likes it to to be legal to molest livestock and family pets, does it not?

By contrast, Mr. Mo(re sex with goats)ore hates himself some marriage equality. The only logical conclusion to draw is that Alabama, having elected an anti-gay, pro-bestiality Chief Justice, supports sex with animals over sex with humans.

Of course, this conclusion could be disproven, by different behavior among Alabama voters. Unlikely, but possible. Meanwhile, all heterosexual animal abusers (who are rightly considered criminals in many other parts of the country) are warmly welcomed in the state. Unlike law-abiding gay people.

That, Gentle Reader, is totally f***ed. F***ed like Justice Roy Moore’s favorite goat.

[Dont call me Shirley]

1. What is it with republicans and goats?

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=https://politicalfilm.wordpress.com/2013/03/31/i-pet-goat-ii-short/bush-reading-my-pet-goat/&h=461&w=567&tbnid=krhldhyHIyfJbM:&zoom=1&docid=ZbbE98Ly8VmT6M&hl=en-US&ei=f5PaVKC7Aoq8yQTqs4GwDg&tbm=isch&ved=0CB4QMygAMAA

[Man from Pickens]

2. They're trying to bring out the Caprine-American voter

[Dont call me Shirley]

4. Or these voters....

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[Raine1967]

7. 2 minutes I will never regret.

[hatrack]

8. This is brilliant - we're both still laughing here!

[riqster]

5. I should have worked that in.

[longship]

3. Justice Moore: "The goat's a god damned liar!" R&K nt

[hatrack]

6. Some people say that Roy Moore himself enjoys sex with farm animals . . .

It's just common knowledge down in Birmingham. I don't know anybody personally who's seen him fuck a goat, or a horse, but where there's smoke . . . .