O'Reilly Falafel Suit Turns Five... Ten.

[onehandle]

On this date five years ago, the Fox News Channel host was named in a sexual harassment lawsuit brimming with lurid details about vibrators, phone sex, threesomes, masturbation, Caribbean shower fantasies, a Thai sex show, falafel, stewardess trysts, vehicular coupling, and Al Franken.

The New York State Supreme Court lawsuit filed by Andrea Mackris, a former Fox News producer, quoted O'Reilly verbatim and at length, leaving readers to believe that the TV star's dirty soliloquies were surreptitiously recorded (an impression reinforced when the lawsuit was settled within two weeks). A copy of Mackris's complaint, drafted by lawyer Benedict Morelli, can be found here.

Time has not robbed the document of any of its page-turning entertainment value. It is unknown how the litigants will mark today's anniversary, though were it a marriage, tradition would call for gifts of wood.

But we'd wager that the volcanic O'Reilly, 60, is still incensed about writing that hefty check. For her part, Mackris, 38, has stayed mum, presumably pursuant to some kind of confidentiality agreement. She has relocated from Manhattan to Missouri, where she was recently named to St. Louis Magazine's best dressed list.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/oreilly-falafel-suit-turns-five

Currently, O'Reilly is impotent, but still likes the thrill of a warm falafel or a soaped up loofah.

[randys1]

1. What sickens me is that prick was allowed to interview our President

HE had no business saying his name let alone interviewing him

And then the horrifically insulting way he treated him during the interview

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr