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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMonday's on the make. Please come CAPTION Mitt-the-Wit!!!
"I'll have you know my wife has worked hard all her life. You think it's easy to make sure the help is on time and doing their proper duties year in and year out?"
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Monday's on the make. Please come CAPTION Mitt-the-Wit!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Apr 2012
OP
"I gotta get a nickname. Then I'll be like a regular guy. How about 'The Mittster'?"
skip fox
Apr 2012
#2
"Listen, America, I think pulling yourself up by your own boostraps is a fantastic idea.
skip fox
Apr 2012
#3
"Listen, Democrats don't want people to own small countries or all the world's oil."
skip fox
Apr 2012
#8
And this "like" one dollar. I'm not exactly sure since I've never seen one dollar but anyway....n/t
Sheepshank
Apr 2012
#14
Enrique
(27,461 posts)1. ok kids, time to buckle down
and ask your parents for $20,000 to start a business.
skip fox
(19,357 posts)2. "I gotta get a nickname. Then I'll be like a regular guy. How about 'The Mittster'?"
skip fox
(19,357 posts)3. "Listen, America, I think pulling yourself up by your own boostraps is a fantastic idea.
As a matter of fact, I gave my dressers the morning off today and put on my own boots. Sure didn't hurt me any!"
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)4. I do not trust the Willard
daleanime
(17,796 posts)5. Rmoney explains...
what he thinks his tax rate should be.
Blue Owl
(50,356 posts)6. Here's my Reagan impersonation...
ahem... "There he goes again..."
LASlibinSC
(269 posts)7. ..and if Detroit had listened..
to me we would be harvesting our first crop of rust. This country can be the world leader in exporting rust. Now about the size of all these trees...I have a chart..
skip fox
(19,357 posts)8. "Listen, Democrats don't want people to own small countries or all the world's oil."
lpbk2713
(42,757 posts)9. " I'll bet you can't guess where this finger has been."
skip fox
(19,357 posts)10. In the cash drawer?
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)11. "Did this microphone come from the 7-11?"
FarLeftFist
(6,161 posts)12. 1%
RZM
(8,556 posts)13. 'How many times to I have to explain this? I have one wife, people. One wife.' n/t
Sheepshank
(12,504 posts)14. And this "like" one dollar. I'm not exactly sure since I've never seen one dollar but anyway....n/t
siligut
(12,272 posts)15. "When I am up there and a god on my own planet, I won't have to answer all of these questions." nt
kentuck
(111,089 posts)16. "I worked hard for my money..."
"...and I am not going to apologize for hiding my money in Switzerland and the Cayman Islands.."
Johonny
(20,841 posts)17. with hard work I beleive I can cut my tax rate to 1 %