Heee'ssss Baaaaaack! ALL THREE!

[hootinholler]

With Power of Attorney!



You're welcome. Enjoy.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Nice to have him back.

He's mad as a hatter, but he's not substantially loonier than the "mainstream" GOPers.

[bigwillq]

2. Inevitable!!!11

[kestrel91316]

3. Oh dear. He sounds, ahem, interesting.

[hootinholler]

4. Not Familiar?

Pure. Comedy. Gold.

[kestrel91316]

6. That's some Olympic caliber word salad there.

It's kind of sad, actually. The guy clearly needs serious medication and adult supervision.

[hootinholler]

7. I was convinced it was parody for a while

When I realized it wasn't... :O

[Jamastiene]

27. Well, he IS trying to prove that Jeb Bush is all in his house with disease.

Do we really want Jeb Bush all in the White House with his Bush/Republican disease? Of course, we don't. So, he has a point there.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

5. I forgot about him. He's our savior!

Putinistas and DLCers, Clinton backers and Warren backers--we can ALL get together behund Lee Mercer. All three!

[TexasProgresive]

8. Why should I click on your link?

[hootinholler]

10. You shouldn't

You should cower in your Texas sized fear and suspicion that a member that's been here as long as I have would be purposely linking to a malicious site.

Run Away!

[stevenleser]

11. The "all three" is the hint. It's Lee Mercer!!!

And he's running because "Jeb Bush is all up in his house with disease".

What more could you want than that?

[TexasProgresive]

12. Evidently this is about a TV show- so shouldn't this be in the lounge?

[hootinholler]

13. OFFS

It's about a registered candidate for the 2016 Presidential Election.

Seriously.

No. Really. The guy is running again.

[stevenleser]

16. Come on, you have been a member since 2003, don't you know about Lee Mercer Jr?

If not you should check it out. Its one of the few things pretty much all DUers agree about. It's excellent comic relief.

[TexasProgresive]

19. Don't know Lee Mercer from Johnny Mercer.

I have never seen a post in the 12 years at DU and I come here several times a day.

[stevenleser]

21. If you want a laugh, he's worth researching. nt

[msanthrope]

20. Lighten up, Francis......

https://m.

[Adrahil]

9. Was this translated from Japanese? n/t

[Javaman]

14. Hey! Don't knock Lee! He's all three!

Lee rocks!

[hootinholler]

15. With power of attorney!

He rocks indeed.

[Capt. Obvious]

17. Hey, you got that from my thread!

[hootinholler]

22. Maybe

I thought it deserved special mention! By the time I posted it, I had closed that thread and didn't know from where I got it.

Apologies for the lack of a proper Hat-Tip!

[HappyMe]

18. lol!

Hilarious! I don't know what the hell he's on about...but it sure is funny.

[Rex]

23. Is that a joke commercial? Tell me it was not serious!

So SKYNET is going to run the country...and he is a Dem!?!?

[hootinholler]

24. It's real

I have no idea what party he is affiliated with, I always crack up before I get that far.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. LEE MERCER JUNIOR !!! (all three)

“Lee L. Mercer, Jr. of Houston, Texas is announcing his campaign for President of the United States in 2016 as a democrat to save America with Intelligence Management Education,” the ad says.”He is campaigning a Special Election Government Platform New Neutral Developed Intelligence Second U. S. Government that was patented in 2000 by the U.S. Department of Justice and Defense research and development testing.”

“The U.S. Congress’s bid appointed him Conservator President of the United States
with power of attorney. Political ad authorized and paid for by Mercer for President,” the ad concludes.

Mercer told BuzzFeed he is running “because I ran in both previous elections and I have what it takes to solve all these issues that they are having up there.”

How does Mercer plan on fixing all these problems? He says he has “a new government patent” and that he “plans to demonstrate it.”

[Jamastiene]

26. I have to say I agree with him on the Jeb Bush thing.

I sure don't want Jeb Bush all up in my house with disease either.

[Arugula Latte]

28. He's all up in my house!

[PeaceNikki]

29. You know that link is 2+ years old, right?

[hootinholler]

30. ROFLMAO!

No I didn't! I usually check dates too.

Just clueless here.

Thanks for letting me know!

[cbayer]

31. Oh, NO!!!! Is he going to be all up in my house with disease??

[KamaAina]

33. Nice post, Jeb!

[cbayer]

36. The good news is that he has a patent for a new computer government,

that will run the presidency…

so it won't matter who wins



editing to add that I completely missed that you had posted this exact thing right below this post.

[KamaAina]

32. “a new computerized government that will run the office of the President with a computer"

Didn't we already have that? Wasn't the administration before Obama's run with a Commodore 64?

[Iggo]

34. All Three!!!

Yes!!!

[suffragette]

35. He's hotwired, baby.

Thanks for the morning laugh, hoot!