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Friday joke - for the tech generation
Daughter: " Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Take out your check book. I'm in love with a boy who is far away. He lives in Australia. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber.
Dad, I need your blessings, good wishes and a big wedding!"
Father: "Wow! Really! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay through Paypal.
And if you get fed up with your husband. . . sell [his ass] on eBay!" 
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