Biden Releases Both Emails Written While Vice-President

[babylonsister]

Biden Releases Both Emails Written While Vice-President


WASHINGTON – In what could be a prelude to announcing a presidential candidacy in 2016, on Friday Joe Biden released both emails that he has written while serving as Vice President for the past six years. In releasing the two emails, Biden took pride in announcing that he had sent them both from his official government email address, adding, “I have nothing to hide.” The first email, written to President Obama in December of 2009, asks about the time and place of the White House holiday party. The second and last email, written in May of last year, asks the President, “Is our Internet slow today? I’m trying to watch something.” According to Biden’s records, the President did not respond to either email.













Yes, Andy Borowitz
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[TwilightGardener]

1. "Is our internet slow today? I'm trying to watch something."

[Takket]

2. a third email has just been released...

to: [e-mail]

1 combo #7: General Tso's chicken
1 potstickers
1 kung poa shrimp

Charge to John Boehner's account. Add $500 tip for driver.

Thx,
Joey

[babylonsister]

3. Bwhahaha!

Joey-nice touch!

[JaneyVee]

4. LOL.

[BlueCaliDem]

5. Hahahaha!

[elias49]

6. Now that's funny! nt

[Chipper Chat]

7. Fox News response:

"First of all NOBODY in the United States has written just two emails. I think we should focus on the phrase "I have nothing to hide." If that isn't a red flag then I'll eat Hillary Clinton's blue cupcakes. If we can expose Biden's dishonesty it could be the end of the Obama presidency."

[Rex]

8. LOL!

Borowitz is on fire!

[hootinholler]

9. I thought the first one would be

Hey Barrack, I got an email account. This is a big fucking deal!

[calimary]

10. Andy Borowitz! That's pretty damn funny!

As usual!