Less than the square root of minus-impossible-one. . . . Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!

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Donald ("No hyperbole got nothing on me!&quot Trump is saying: "It's almost impossible to exaggerate how wretchedly terrible Obama has been as President of the United States, Elizabeth. He's sold our birthright of freedom to such entities as the E.P.A., the N.A.A.C.P, N.O.W, associations of trial lawyers, nutritionists, and tree-huggers. He's made the United States look like roadkill on the world stage. . . . Our enemies are creaming their jeans and our friends are locking their anal hatches, if you know what I mean. . . And what's worst of all . . . Obama doesn't believe Jesus was a predatory Capitalist! . . . As I said, Elizabeth, it's almost impossible to make this stuff up!"



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Above CAPTION Based on the following NewsHounds story:

http://www.newshounds.us/_phony_candidate_donald_trump_complains_about_politicians_being_all_talk_talk_talk_041315

[shenmue]

1. And now, repeated failure...

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2. "I don't think it would be too much to say that I'm make the GREATEST

president of all time, better than any ten of them put together. . . . The Hell with Rushmore, I'd have my own mountain which will be ten to one-hundred times bigger. . . . Hell, I'd be monumental!!! . . . No, Steve, I don't think it would be too much to say that."

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3. "My mother used to tell me that each time I opened my mouth, I'd swallow my face.

What do you think she meant by that?"