Republican Hopefuls Upgrade GOP Clown Car

[MineralMan]

http://www.newsyoushouldntbelieve.com

Republican Hopefuls Upgrade GOP Clown Car
by Mini Driver

With 19 potential candidates to squeeze into the GOP Clown Car, it became clear that the 2016 primary campaign would require a more spacious vehicle to contain the massive egos and sheer physical bulk of the group. After a long search, Rinse Prepuce, head of the national GOP organization showed off the new GOP Official Clown Car yesterday at an impromptu, yet poorly attended, press conference. Prepuce said, after pulling off the used KKK sheet covering the new vehicle: "For this group of potential candidates, we needed something extra special, and here's what we found. It reflects the collective talent of the entire field. It will still be a tight fit for everyone, but we know they'll all manage to get in, somehow. Watch for the 2016 GOP Clown Van in your area!"

[riqster]

1. Not to nit-pick, but...

That could offend people who have MRDD family members.

[MineralMan]

2. Around my area, small buses are used to

transport all types of students. In St. Paul, we have open school choice and short buses are used to transport students throughout the city who attend schools at a distance from their homes. They're more economical to operate when only a few students must be transported.

[riqster]

3. Makes sense.

But the OP pretty clearly used the other interpretation.

[MineralMan]

4. OK. I modified the OP, accordingly.

[ChisolmTrailDem]

5. *Facepalm!*

Now you've offended the Box Trolls and those who love them.

Try this one instead:

[riqster]

7. Thanks.

[Pathwalker]

6. Another clown may want on that bus: Rick Snyder

has announced that he's forming an exploratory committee to decide if he wants to run for Prez.