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Lutz said automakers have been researching fury fuels since the mid-1970s. As early as 1984, they began to look for ways to take advantage of the limitless supply of bad temper generated daily by American driversoutrage currently vented wastefully into dashboards, steering wheels, and passengers.
An engine burning clean, white-hot hatred will release few harmful byproducts into the atmospherebad; vibes and a small amount of water vapor will combine to be released in the form of human spittle. In addition, anger technology will turn the standard fuel-economy paradigm on its head: An anger-powered engine is actually more efficient in heavy urban traffic.
"The theory behind the anger-powered engine is actually quite simple," said Keith Cameron, chief engineer on General Motors' Project Instigator until January. "The average motorist traveling a clogged American highway produces hundreds of kilowatt-hours of negative energy per infuriating drive. The Instigator motor converts this emotional energy into kinetic energy by a process most driverspeople too goddamn stupid to use their goddamn blinkers when they change goddamn laneswill never be able to understand. Just trust me, dumbasses, it works."
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-angerpowered-cars-may-revolutionize-the-way-we,1118/
Cirque du So-What
(25,938 posts)When your power is flagging and you start slowing down, passing motorists flipping you the bird will get you back up to speed.
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)polichick
(37,152 posts)Erich Bloodaxe BSN
(14,733 posts)The anger-powered vehicle made an appearance a number of years back in a Robert Rankin (the British author, not the American one) Brentford novel, I think it was 'Knees Up, Mother Earth!', invented by Norman Hartnell, the corner shop proprietor who does such things as rediscover perpetual motion in other books in the series.
BrotherIvan
(9,126 posts)PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)They virtually always end up with angry anti-bicycle rants, even DUers hate bicycles and anyone who rides them.
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)corkhead
(6,119 posts)good idea tho.
malthaussen
(17,195 posts)... but it might have been better-developed before talking and texting while driving provided so many distractions. Once again, Detriot via the Onion is providing us with yesterday's technology, today!
-- Mal
Fuddnik
(8,846 posts)No Vested Interest
(5,166 posts)I foresee a high demand and it should be satisfied.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)clean energy we will have cheap energy forever and warp drive by next Festivus.
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)...or Tacos, or peanuts. (Wait,,,,a minute. My neighbor IS an asshole...perhaps I could talk him...)
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Thinking about libtards and feminazis will make 'em drive reeeeal fast! Vrooom! Vrooom!
raccoon
(31,110 posts)gasoline.