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MARSHALLTOWN, IADescribing them as significant moments in her life that she would never forget, 67-year-old Iowa diner patron Jane Brandon told reporters Monday she can still remember every single breakfast shes had ruined by a presidential candidate over the years. Ill always recall that first time back in 1968, when Richard Nixon sat down at my booth to tell me how he would help American families like mine while I was just trying to finish a plate of waffles, said Brandon, adding that shed had at least one breakfast at a local diner spoiled by presidential hopefuls every four years for the past 12 election cycles, including five separate meals ruined during the 1992 primary campaign alone. I still think about the morning when Michael Dukakis and Dick Gephardt came in at the same time, and by the time they were done shaking my hand and talking about the struggles of the middle class, my eggs were cold and I was late for work. I didnt even get a chance to touch my home fries. Ill never forget how hungry I was. Brandon added that her most cherished memory was from the 1996 primary season, when she was able to order her short stack to go and slip out of the restaurant before Steve Forbes could talk to her about his flat tax
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(9,904 posts)TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)the Presidential loser is the one who makes the most campaign stops.
I lived there through several elections, and every time one of them made a stop, the Turnpike was shut down and the area around Newark Airport was a mess.
New Jersey is the country's most densely populated state and you can't cause a traffic problem in one part of it without half the state being late for work.