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Archae

(46,327 posts)
Mon May 4, 2015, 05:57 PM May 2015

Look who jumped on the Jade Helm paranoia bandwagon...

Proof that he was kicked in the head too often, starting with when Bruce Lee kicked his ass.

Chuck Norris Tells Texans Not To Believe Official Jade Helm Reports

Texas, Chuck Norris wants you all to stay paranoid about the United States military your taxpayer dollars support. I guess we only support the troops when the troops are in other countries. When they're here, be so very afraid.

Actor Chuck Norris, who has become a prominent conservative activist, published a column on the conspiracy theory website WND that told readers not to trust what the federal government has been saying about a military training exercise known as Jade Helm 15.

Some conspiracy theorists have warned that the exercise, which is set to take place later this year in Texas and six other western states, may lead to a covert takeover of some of those states. Last week, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) ordered the State Guard to monitor the operation.

"The U.S. government says, 'It’s just a training exercise.' But I’m not sure the term 'just' has any reference to reality when the government uses it," Norris wrote in his column. "Whatever Jade Helm 15 actually is, I think it is more than coincidental that the FBI director just confessed in February that the presence of ISIS can be felt in all 50 states of the U.S. and that the Pentagon is suddenly running its biggest military training exercise with every branch of the military across seven Southwestern states."

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/05/chuck-norris-tells-texans-not-believe

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Look who jumped on the Jade Helm paranoia bandwagon... (Original Post) Archae May 2015 OP
Good Gawd! Is he still breathing? leftofcool May 2015 #1
It would be a fascinating study to determine ... Buzz Clik May 2015 #2
And what will they do will all those "I Support the Troops" magnets? arcane1 May 2015 #5
Next up,Victoria Jackson. nt sufrommich May 2015 #3
Yep, If I ever meet him I gotta ask: DiverDave May 2015 #4
Self-fulfilling stupidity gratuitous May 2015 #6
Such morons. blm May 2015 #7
You take that back about Chuck Norris! randome May 2015 #8
 

Buzz Clik

(38,437 posts)
2. It would be a fascinating study to determine ...
Mon May 4, 2015, 06:00 PM
May 2015

... how it is possible for the US military to "take over" territory that it "took over" more than 100 years ago.

The vast majority of Texans are not this stupid, but the stupid ones are really, really loud.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
6. Self-fulfilling stupidity
Mon May 4, 2015, 06:26 PM
May 2015

When their fever dreams (fantasies?) fail to come to pass, and they aren't rounded up, forced into boxcars, and shipped off to American Auschwitz, they say, "Well, not this time, because we showed by our vigilance that we weren't going to be taken unawares!" Which means more sleep deprivation and its attendant insomniac hallucinations masquerading as reality.

For some reason, though, they keep getting air time in the popular media, while citizen concerns about things that are actually happening are overlooked. I wonder why that is?

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
8. You take that back about Chuck Norris!
Mon May 4, 2015, 06:45 PM
May 2015

He can build a snowman out of rain! He can drown a fish! He can...oh, he can do anything!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]The truth doesn’t always set you free.
Sometimes it builds a bigger cage around the one you’re already in.
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