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Proof that he was kicked in the head too often, starting with when Bruce Lee kicked his ass.
Chuck Norris Tells Texans Not To Believe Official Jade Helm Reports
Texas, Chuck Norris wants you all to stay paranoid about the United States military your taxpayer dollars support. I guess we only support the troops when the troops are in other countries. When they're here, be so very afraid.
Actor Chuck Norris, who has become a prominent conservative activist, published a column on the conspiracy theory website WND that told readers not to trust what the federal government has been saying about a military training exercise known as Jade Helm 15.
Some conspiracy theorists have warned that the exercise, which is set to take place later this year in Texas and six other western states, may lead to a covert takeover of some of those states. Last week, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) ordered the State Guard to monitor the operation.
"The U.S. government says, 'Its just a training exercise.' But Im not sure the term 'just' has any reference to reality when the government uses it," Norris wrote in his column. "Whatever Jade Helm 15 actually is, I think it is more than coincidental that the FBI director just confessed in February that the presence of ISIS can be felt in all 50 states of the U.S. and that the Pentagon is suddenly running its biggest military training exercise with every branch of the military across seven Southwestern states."
http://crooksandliars.com/2015/05/chuck-norris-tells-texans-not-believe
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)... how it is possible for the US military to "take over" territory that it "took over" more than 100 years ago.
The vast majority of Texans are not this stupid, but the stupid ones are really, really loud.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)sufrommich
(22,871 posts)DiverDave
(4,886 posts)So, what was it like to get beat by a lightweight?
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)When their fever dreams (fantasies?) fail to come to pass, and they aren't rounded up, forced into boxcars, and shipped off to American Auschwitz, they say, "Well, not this time, because we showed by our vigilance that we weren't going to be taken unawares!" Which means more sleep deprivation and its attendant insomniac hallucinations masquerading as reality.
For some reason, though, they keep getting air time in the popular media, while citizen concerns about things that are actually happening are overlooked. I wonder why that is?
blm
(113,055 posts).
randome
(34,845 posts)He can build a snowman out of rain! He can drown a fish! He can...oh, he can do anything!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]The truth doesnt always set you free.
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