Jon Stewart schools “Dallas dipsh*ts” who think Obama is invading Texas

[joeybee12]

Jon Stewart broke the number one rule of the Lone Star State last night and messed with Texas, ripping theories surrounding the Jade Helm 15 military exercises — including, of course, the state governor’s theory that the government was planning a “Texas Takeover.”

“You know who’s calling it ‘Texas Takeover?’” Stewart asked. “Lonestar Lunatics. Dallas Dipshits. The United States government already controls Texas. Just borrow a textbook from a neighboring state — it’s all in there.”

Stewart went on to call Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) “adorable” for thinking the State Guard could take on the U.S. military: “It’s like a little dog growling at a big dog, or an eight-year-old picking a fight with the Predator,” he said.

http://www.salon.com/2015/05/05/jon_stewart_skewers_lonestar_lunatics_and_dallas_dipshits_over_obamas_supposed_military_invasion_of_texas/

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[dixiegrrrrl]

1. god, we are gonna miss John....sigh.

No body does it better.

Altho...John Oliver's new show is a don't miss now.

[Gothmog]

2. The feds are not invading Texas

[sharp_stick]

3. "Well that's what you say"

in my best Texas old man drawl.

Alex Jones is sure good at extricating the wacko element from their basements.

[malthaussen]

4. And they won't have the 442nd RCT to save their asses this time. n/t

[jwirr]

5. Next go round at base closings we can start with Texas - they will all feel safer that way.

[Binkie The Clown]

6. If you ask me, Stewart's remarks are inciting Texans to violence.

He should be ashamed of himself for such hate talk.

[LanternWaste]

7. Much as we should avoid criticizing the message of Fox News...

Much as we should avoid criticizing the message of Fox News... otherwise we hate free speech.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.