Maybe lately I've been too busy enjoying springtime here in Delaware but I have to ask WTF....

[LynneSin]

Who the Fuck is Jade Helm and why the Fuck are we suddenly invading Texas and turning Texan Wal-Mart into FEMA Death Camps?

I mean I'm just reading the headlines but I cannot imagine there are ANY AMERICANS out there who are so stupid they actually believe this is going to happen.

I mean from the bits and pieces I've read this sounds like some drunken story made up by DUers who have been drinking heavily and decided to play Mad Libs (and we've done that).

I guess that'll teach me to save money by not having Cable TV.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Jade Helm and Rand Paul used to go out together, gave birth to Huckabee...

But that's only been known to Jade and Rand.

Well Jade is going public with it, Rand is fuming, Rick Perry is running away, and now the State of Texas (and Los Angeles) are Enemy Territory!

Run the fuck away!

Oh, you're in Delaware, you're cool.

[AuntPatsy]

2. Too cute :)

[LynneSin]

3. Is Jade Helm somehow related to Jesse Helm?

Wait he was Jesse Helms - nevermind

[TerrapinFlyer]

4. Did Donald start building his fence yet?

Trump Wall & Casino

[Rex]

5. Yes...sigh...my state again...we have gone hmmm

overboard on going overboard? I am profoundly sorry. You have to understand Texas got it's little feelings hurt when the other states laughed at him, when he declared we are breaking away from the Union.

It was all a great laugh...but it sent the the...no word for them really...the Movers and Shakers in Austin into overdrive unto the Judgement Day at Wal Mart.

Just no way to go there anymore...no words really to describe the cray cray, just that yeah WTF.

Maybe that is the best and last word...WTF.

See...ISIS and Wal Mart now plan on helping Obama and FEMA? stick Republican Christians into concentration camps...and ONLY Republican Christians (they know BTW with some strange smell test) so now Franklin Flackvest Abbot can ride across the Isles at Wal Mart er...cross the Delware...

Shit...that is...something...

Again. HUGE apologies from Texas...

[LynneSin]

13. We still love you Texas, just not your dumbass Dallas Cowboys

[TBF]

6. Well I don't watch cable but I am in Texas -

and I can report that the Walmarts all look fine in this area. I don't actually go inside them, but driving by there is no new signage like "FEMA death camp" replacing the normal signs. Hopefully I've set your mind at ease!

[LynneSin]

11. I hope you know that I don't think all citizens of Texas are filled with idiots

I know there are some amazing people from Texas, some truly great politicians and some hard working, intelligent citizens across that great state.

Then there are the rest of the dumbfucks oh and there are the Dallas Cowboys.

Hey even in Delaware we have the great divide between us Northerns above the canal and the folks in 'Slower' Delaware below the canal. You drive inland those folks can rival the stupid found in Texas.

[TBF]

14. There are truly a bunch of them though

we moved here for a job & I keep to myself.

Julian Castro will be a great VP for whomever wins the nomination ~ as demographics get more positive in the next couple of decades he is the future of the dem party in Texas.

[pinboy3niner]

7. Whoever leaked the goddamned plan is going to be in BIG trouble!

[randome]

15. I blame Snowden and he's already in trouble so...meh.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]

[ohnoyoudidnt]

8. I'm sorry, but it is true.

There are Americans that are stupid enough to believe it.

[pinboy3niner]

12. Tunnel rumors confirmed!: Miners spotted at Texas Wal-Mart

[UTUSN]

9. Am I really the #1Rec for "some drunken story made up by DUers who have been drinking heavily"?!1

Not that I relate.

[LynneSin]

10. You forgot the MadLibs

There has to be MadLibs and a bottle of Febreeze involved.