A new way to abuse your children!

[leftofcool]

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) -- A couple gave their teenage daughters cocaine and marijuana if they went to school and did household chores, authorities said.

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What ever happened to go old fashioned allowances?

[NuclearDem]

1. Yeah, because if there's one thing guaranteed to keep a person manageable and calm

it's cocaine.

[Buzz Clik]

6. Somehow this reminds me of:

[seabeyond]

2. ya. my brother thought buddy buddying with them with booze and porn would serve his boys

well.

i do not envy, the mess that they are.

[Buzz Clik]

3. If you buy your kids reefer and snort, how will they ever learn to score it on their own?

[NuclearDem]

4. On the plus side, it does help teach the metric system!

[trumad]

5. Hell do it legally...

Just give them adderall.

[kcr]

8. That's the reason parents give their kids adderall.

Totally samesies.

[seabeyond]

9. all of my sons education, teachers wanted to drug him. i wouldnt let him. he stepped into college

and he is outraged.

students, that do not have his issues, that are perfectly fine, taking adderall to better focus. unfair unfair he says. he says he is going ot look into it.

i talked him down, and after the first year in college, he is seeing he has the tools to focus and get the grades without drugs. but... sure would be easier for him. and cool for him, for saying no and finding alternatives.

[Rex]

7. Hmmm...that probably was a very very very bad idea.

Probably should have gone with bitcoins instead.