Governor Abbott, what can I do for you today?

[madfloridian]

Found on Twitter at Twitter Feed of Miles Reed

[onecaliberal]

1. Hmmm, surely he's not calling for assistance?

His state don't need that socialism. Bootstraps time, gov!

[Skittles]

2. it's the usual Texas repuke hypocrisy

yup

[onecaliberal]

3. If they had a spec of self awareness, they would probably refrain.

[Skittles]

4. it goes right over teabagging heads

it's a wonder they know how to tie their shoes

http://www.occupydemocrats.com/watch-hypocrite-ted-cruz-begs-for-federal-relief-money-for-houston-flooding/

[onecaliberal]

6. That is for sure.

Thanks for the link!

[malaise]

10. The comments are delish

[madfloridian]

12. Why can't I see comments at that link?

?

[malaise]

13. Scroll way down

25 comments
Jay Wilchester · Top Commenter · San Diego State University
Ask them for Tax offsets , and then make them wait just as long as they made the Blue States that needed Govt. help...
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· 18 · 4 hours ago

Fredrick Kidd · Top Commenter · Everett Community College
Anyone in Texas who voted for this POS should feel ashamed and get on their knees and ask forgiveness for their stupidity. If they do not feel stupid then whistle for help from the feds. I as one taxpayer do not consent to my tax dollars being spent on stupid people, ask Teddy to help you with your flood problems along with you idiot governor. They want to succeed from the union so badly they better start learning how to take care of their own problems and stop running to Uncle Sam to bale their ignorant ass out of trouble. If Texans cannot elect people who have a brain then suffer the alternative.
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· 13 · 3 hours ago

David Berlin · Top Commenter
Fuck you Ted. Hello from New fucking Jersey. Eat a dick. Paybacks are a bitch, man.
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· 12 · 2 hours ago

[madfloridian]

16. I switched from Firefox to IE, then I could see them.

Wonder what the difference is?

[madfloridian]

15. I did.Nothing.

I even disabled adblock on that page. Then I could scroll down further, but still nothing there. Will try IE.

[UTUSN]

5. R#9 & K & *off* to my wingnut mailing list!1 What Jon STEWART said to O'LOOFAH:

"You always claim to be on the side of the underdog, but you're always on the side of the POWERFUL." (paraphrase)

[Rex]

7. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

[Texasgal]

8. I know it's all funny

and hypocrisy and all that...but there are real people here hurting. Especially in Wimberley which is huge artisan community. People need help not asshole politics tit for tat!

[madfloridian]

11. I have 2 kids in TX, I don't mean it to be ugly. It's just reality.

I figure Rick Scott in my state and Abbott in yours could use some scorn. Hey, I love sensible Texans.

[FloriTexan]

24. Yes you do! And I love this!

May have t o put on Facebook.

[madfloridian]

25. lol

[malaise]

9. ROFL Good one

for that priceless look

[Marie Marie]

17. I know - right?

Love that pic!

[malaise]

18. It's freaking perfect

[Marie Marie]

19. Hey malaise..

[AlinPA]

14. Anti-government Texas will be asking the government for money to repair flood damage.

Hypocrite republicans will secede later, after they get their money.

[FloriTexan]

26. Texas also just cut taxes that pay for infrastructure repair..

despite the fact that they will already see a dip in tax in come from the losses in the energy sector here. Roads and bridges are washing away now. I"m sure they'll find a way to blame Obama.

[madfloridian]

27. That's a shame not to pay for infrastructure.

Happening in FL, probably around the country.

[bvf]

20. Hah!

[slumcamper]

21. Conservative hypocrisy invite us to bask in the glow of schadenfreude. Oh my! n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

22. Did the good governor say, "Invade my state, please"?

. . . "And bring money, while you're at it."

[gratuitous]

23. Sen. Cornyn? Rep. Gohmert?

Anything you gentlemen want to say to the people affected by Superstorm Sandy? Remember that? You all voted against any disaster aid for those victims. If any money was going to get paid out of the federal treasury, you guys demanded that revenue for someone else get cut. Remember?

Anything you knuckleheads want to say to the rest of the country now that it's your constituents hanging onto debris, floating through raw sewage?