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Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts) Fri Jun 26, 2015, 01:39 PM Jun 2015

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Scalia Arrested Trying to Burn Down Supreme Court

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a shocking end to an illustrious legal career, police arrested Justice Antonin Scalia today as he attempted to set the Supreme Court building ablaze.

Justice Scalia, who had seemed calm and composed during the announcement of two major rulings this morning, was spotted by police minutes later outside the building, carrying a book of matches and a gallon of kerosene.

After police nabbed Justice Scalia and placed him in handcuffs, the Juror appeared “at peace and resigned to his fate,” a police spokesman said.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scalia-arrested-trying-to-burn-down-supreme-court?intcid=mod-most-popular

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Scalia Arrested Trying to Burn Down Supreme Court (Original Post) Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 OP

Well, if a GOP candidate manages to slime his way into the White House... malthaussen Jun 2015 #1

Nobody is better than Borowitz, the KING of satire. nt Cali_Democrat Jun 2015 #2

Then Who's going to keep Justice Ginsburg company at the Opera? nt One_Life_To_Give Jun 2015 #3

Oh don't worry, they'll let him out with an Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #5

LOL randys1 Jun 2015 #4

Heh. Great cartoon LondonReign2 Jun 2015 #6

Scalia needs to be fitted for one of those smart tuxedos hifiguy Jun 2015 #7

Poor Tony SpartanDem Jun 2015 #8

I love good satire Gothmog Jun 2015 #9

malthaussen

(17,209 posts)

1. Well, if a GOP candidate manages to slime his way into the White House...

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 01:42 PM

Jun 2015

... Scalia won't have to burn down the Court.

-- Mal

Cali_Democrat

(30,439 posts)

2. Nobody is better than Borowitz, the KING of satire. nt

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 01:44 PM

Jun 2015

One_Life_To_Give

(6,036 posts)

3. Then Who's going to keep Justice Ginsburg company at the Opera? nt

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 01:45 PM

Jun 2015

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)

5. Oh don't worry, they'll let him out with an

Reply to One_Life_To_Give (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 01:54 PM

Jun 2015

ankle bracelet.

randys1

(16,286 posts)

4. LOL

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 01:45 PM

Jun 2015

LondonReign2

(5,213 posts)

6. Heh. Great cartoon

Reply to randys1 (Reply #4)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 01:57 PM

Jun 2015

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

7. Scalia needs to be fitted for one of those smart tuxedos

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 01:58 PM

Jun 2015

with the wraparound arms and the restraining belts.

SpartanDem

(4,533 posts)

8. Poor Tony

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 02:14 PM

Jun 2015

Gothmog

(145,375 posts)

9. I love good satire

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 05:09 PM

Jun 2015

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