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pokerfan

(27,677 posts)
Fri Jun 26, 2015, 06:32 PM Jun 2015

Breitbart Commenters reactions to marriage equality are deeply disturbing

It does seem to be pissing off the right people....

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/44767_Breitbart_Commenters_-_Marriage_Equality_Edition

In the wake of the Supreme Court’s Ruling in Obergefell v Hodges, the right - particularly the Christian right - is once again apoplectic (although honestly, when aren’t they apoplectic about something?), and the House that Andrew Breitbart built, better known as the hate site named breitbart.com, is failing to disappoint this morning.

So without further adieu, here is Breitbart Schadenfreude Volume Whatever, the Marriage Equality Edition (extended dance remix):

Better look out now - the gays are coming for you. And the Section 8 housing people, and they’re gonna take down the flag next, and socialized medicine, and other groups we can hate, like little kids with dark hair, and people who speak a second language, and people driving FIAT cars, and well, anyone not born in suburban Texas.

What needs to be said is that gays are NOT equal and neither are the relationships they engage in. Children need a mother and fatherfather adadhaving good analanalysis 2 men having anal sex is against the laws of nature.

If marriage is a “right - one that is not tied to children and one that has no definition - then, by logical extension, those who have “natural” attractions to children, their own family members, to multiple people and even animals MUST now be allowed to “marry.” Let the beasties, the furies, the pedophile and pederast, and the polyamorous celebrate! They shall not be denied their “love.” Throuples, monogomish, marriagish, N @ Mbla….oh, they joys of life unhinged from morals and reality.

IT’S MARTYR TIME, CHRISTIAN BROTHERS!

I’m the owner of a business in the wedding services industry. I WILL NOT provide services to mentally ill, sexually dysfunctional, vagina-phobic anus/rectum-philes and penis-phobes who want to pretend they’re “married”. If they want to marry a member of the opposite sex as many sexually dysfunctional, vagina-phobic anus/rectum-philes and penis-phobes have done in the past, I will gladly provide them service.

My heresy will inevitably result in the hate-filled, bigoted and fascist Gaystapo or the state’s attorney general initiating religious persecution against me. I will not appear at any legal hearings inquisitions by my persecutors as this would be an admission that they have the moral authority to deprive me of my 1st and 13th Amendment rights. This will result in a default judgement against me entailing a massive fine and perhaps even jail time. A lien will be placed on my home and eventually the Gaystapo’s minions of fascist tyranny will come to take possession of it. I can promise you this: They will be met with a fusillade of full-metal-jacketed lead. As Patrick Henry said, “Give me liberty or give me death!” I would rather die with my bleed-out cooling the hot, spent cartridges from my still smoking hot barrel knowing I’ve taken out some of the fascist enforcers tyranny than to cower under the jack-boot of SCOTUS and the Gaystapo, and I will dispatch as many of their enforcings minions to Hell before they murder me.

Now is the time for war.
If they are on the Left, kill them.
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Breitbart Commenters reactions to marriage equality are deeply disturbing (Original Post) pokerfan Jun 2015 OP
Some of them are violent shenmue Jun 2015 #1
Remarkable, but if you read what the dissenting little prick justices wrote randys1 Jun 2015 #2
They all seem so petulant treestar Jun 2015 #11
Oh that is nothing nadinbrzezinski Jun 2015 #3
I don't think they understand the concept of "martyrdom" gratuitous Jun 2015 #4
I mean what the fuck do they care? Nobody is going upaloopa Jun 2015 #5
"the hot, spent cartridges from my still smoking hot barrel" pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #6
Title is redundant. Better written: Breitbart commenters are deeply disturbing. NuclearDem Jun 2015 #7
Talk about redundant! pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #9
Well played DU, well played. NuclearDem Jun 2015 #12
Straight from the Department of Redundancy Department. hifiguy Jun 2015 #15
This message was self-deleted by its author NuclearDem Jun 2015 #8
LOL they always seem to obsess about one particular sex act tularetom Jun 2015 #10
Wow. So that's Christian, is it? icymist Jun 2015 #13
"Children need a mother and fatherfather " Adenoid_Hynkel Jun 2015 #14
Blammo hifiguy Jun 2015 #16

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
4. I don't think they understand the concept of "martyrdom"
Fri Jun 26, 2015, 06:38 PM
Jun 2015

Okay, they don't understand lots of things, but I don't think any of them is going to voluntarily lay down his life for his compatriots in the name of their half-assed beliefs. They certainly seem willing to see violence done on others, but killing other people isn't martyrdom. As for Mr. Business Owner, don't worry; we'll just wait until you take your afternoon nap to apprehend you and toss you in the clink. Nitwit.

upaloopa

(11,417 posts)
5. I mean what the fuck do they care? Nobody is going
Fri Jun 26, 2015, 06:42 PM
Jun 2015

to mess with them.
And this obsession with anal sex is weird.
One of the most popular porn themes is men having anal sex with women. Unnatural?

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
6. "the hot, spent cartridges from my still smoking hot barrel"
Fri Jun 26, 2015, 06:48 PM
Jun 2015

This guy clearly should get out of commenting on political websites and start writing bodice-rippers.

Response to pokerfan (Original post)

tularetom

(23,664 posts)
10. LOL they always seem to obsess about one particular sex act
Fri Jun 26, 2015, 06:53 PM
Jun 2015

One guy is ready to die he hates it so much.

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