Why Does God Only Talk To Crazy Criminal Republicans?

[marmar]

Published on Jul 28, 2015

Many of the GOP’s 2016 frontrunners are giving credit to one thing for their biggest inspiration to run for president: God. God has spoken, and he has, on record, asked Rick Perry, Scott Walker, John Kasich, Ben Carson, and Mike Huckabee to run for president. Why is God so infatuated with having a Republican as president?

Ring of Fire’s Mike Papantonio and Farron Cousins discuss this.

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[blm]

1. NO SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.

[Bigmack]

2. That's bullshit....SHE talks to me all the time....

... and SHE told me those muthafukahs are crazy. And that's a quote.

[hifiguy]

3. People that are battier than shit

and don't know it are the only ones who hear voices, think it's perfectly normal and do what the voices tell them to do?

[libdem4life]

4. It's a "special channel".

[Autumn]

5. God doesn't like them so she fucks with them all the time.

She' has a wicked sense of humor.

[Scuba]

7. Snort!

[Martin Eden]

6. Is that an accurate representation of Walker's anatomy?

Might explain a few things.

[Autumn]

8. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that.

It does explain ...a little bit.

[Marie Marie]

10. No - pic is not accurate

He is no where near that "sculpted and toned" and his, um, er...package(?) is not as large as depicted (yeah I know, even sadder). Everything was photo shopped to enhance his actual looks. At least that is what the Koch Brothers told me and they should know.

[UTUSN]

9. R#9 & K for, bwah ha HAH!1 n/t

[kwolf68]

11. So God...

wants 5 different people to run?

Is God indecisive? Or is he running a gambling ring? Either way, this bullshit makes a mockery our of religion, which honestly isn't that hard to do.

[KG]

12. dumbest. god. evar!