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Tony the Tiger shoots dentist while on holiday in Minnesota
Popular cereal mascot, Tony the Tiger, relaxed on holiday this week by shooting a dentist in the face with a crossbow.
The face of the nation’s favourite frosted flakes “stalked” the dentist by driving up really close to him in a jeep on Bloomington high street, before releasing a crossbow bolt into his eye from just ten feet away.
Posing with his prize (or ‘bloodied corpse’, if you want to be a massive hippy about it), Tony said, “If I had to describe that shot in one word, I’d say it was GRRRRRREAT!”
“Sorry, contractual obligation.”
“Where was I? Oh yes, it’s been a great day. Hunting really is a lost art. Sitting in a jeep, drinking beer and shooting unaware, unarmed sentient beings is the mark of a true sportsman.”
“Please don’t be under any illusions, I hunt dentists because I care about them.”
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MORE SATIRE HERE: http://newsthump.com/2015/07/29/tony-the-tiger-shoots-dentist-while-on-holiday-in-minnesota/?r1=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsthump.com%2F2015%2F07%2F29%2Ftony-the-tiger-shoots-dentist-while-on-holiday-in-minnesota%2F
The face of the nation’s favourite frosted flakes “stalked” the dentist by driving up really close to him in a jeep on Bloomington high street, before releasing a crossbow bolt into his eye from just ten feet away.
Posing with his prize (or ‘bloodied corpse’, if you want to be a massive hippy about it), Tony said, “If I had to describe that shot in one word, I’d say it was GRRRRRREAT!”
“Sorry, contractual obligation.”
“Where was I? Oh yes, it’s been a great day. Hunting really is a lost art. Sitting in a jeep, drinking beer and shooting unaware, unarmed sentient beings is the mark of a true sportsman.”
“Please don’t be under any illusions, I hunt dentists because I care about them.”
”
MORE SATIRE HERE: http://newsthump.com/2015/07/29/tony-the-tiger-shoots-dentist-while-on-holiday-in-minnesota/?r1=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsthump.com%2F2015%2F07%2F29%2Ftony-the-tiger-shoots-dentist-while-on-holiday-in-minnesota%2F
not bad for the first one.....