"The problem with Limbaugh is his humility!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("The more noise the better&quot Trump is saying: "I don't understand you, Chuck. . . . Just why is it a bad visual when I talk about dispossessing the dispossessed while aboard my multi-million dollar custom jet? . . . You people crack me up! . . . Did I tell you I was very, very rich?"

[underpants]

1. Yeah Chuck an interview would be great. I can fit you in on a trip somewhere

But don't think of it as a "I'll only give you time during a taxi ride" think of it as .... well okay that's exactly what it is.

[underpants]

2. Snakes? What motherf'ing snakes? There are no motherf'ing snakes on this motherF'ing plane!!!

[Johonny]

4. :)

[Johonny]

3. I'm a fiscal conservative. That's what drew me to the Republican party. All my plans are based on it

It's why I think America needs a huge expensive army. Bigger, badder, more expensive than this one Obama has. We won't use it because no one will mess with us. Because we're just getting invaded all the time now. At least that's what the TV shows I watch say. Most of my foreign policy plan is constructed from "Baywatch Nights" episodes. So I know what I saying, Chuck. We also need a big wall around the country. A big expensive wall that will need tons of infrastructure spending. And we are going to need to hire people to round up 11 million people and deport them. The legal, deportation, and round up costs all matter to me because I'm a fiscal conservative. I'll pay for this because I'm pro-business, too don't forget. I'm going to simplify the tax code to make it so easy that I put HR Block out of business. Don't worry check, we'll still need those accountants to carry bricks to the wall. There will be plenty of jobs in Trump America. Oh and since we've both totally stopped listening to me talk by now I need to end this with a shout out. Today, Ted Cruz. You Ted Cruz are a loser.

[underpants]

5. :-)

[skip fox]

6. "What can I tell you, Chuck,

beneath the mansions and the planes, the hotels and golf courses, the arenas and high-rises, the helicopters and tennis clubs, the theme parks and resorts, I'm just like anyone else, . . . Did I tell you that I am really, really rich?""

[skip fox]

7. "I mean why do I have to deal with Megyn Kelly?

I wasn't paid to be there."