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Liberal_in_LA

(44,397 posts) Mon Aug 31, 2015, 04:40 PM Aug 2015

How to give a Donald Trump stump speech, in 12 easy

2. Pay your respects to the American flag.

3. Remark on the yuuuuge size of the crowd

6. When discussing trade and foreign policy, mention China as often as possible.

7. Remind everyone that you have more money than they do.

8. Say the Bible is your favorite book and the crowd will give you a thumbs up.

9. Be sure to slam your opponents.

10. Make noises to emphasize your points.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/31/politics/donald-trump-stump-speech/

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