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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA Twitter account titled "Sitnextto Kim Davis" has been created and it's hilarious!
Supposedly from the woman always pictured sitting next to her;
https://twitter.com/nexttokimdavis
In the profile, the description reads, I sit next to Kim Davis. This was supposed to just be a chill job. Goddamn it, Kim.
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Elizabeth Mihelich @AnInspiredIdea
@nexttokimdavis Do you and #KimDavid have the same hairdresser? Girl, she's led you astray!
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Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis
.@AnInspiredIdea #KimDavis cuts her hair in the bathroom. HERE. IT'S FUCKING GROSS.
6:24 PM - 2 Sep 2015
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http://www.newnownext.com/sitnexto-kim-davis-has-won-twitter-did-god-order-you-not-to-fill-the-xerox-tray-too/09/2015/
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Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis 7h7 hours ago
.@ralllph145000 @fakedansavage TRY HAVING A DUDE DRESSED LIKE BEN FRANKLIN HIT ON YOU WHEN YOU TAKE A CIGARETTE BREAK.
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Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis 7h7 hours ago
Hey, @oreillyfactor - see you at work in the morning. PARK IN THE HANDICAPPED SPOT AGAIN AND I'LL KEY YOUR VAN.
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Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis 8h8 hours ago
.@Sevren425 No deoderant. Not because of God. Husband #4 just "likes the musk." #KimDavis is very clear that he likes the goddamn musk.
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Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis 8h8 hours ago
.@The_Kelli_Zombi "Friday's half-day is FUCKING CANCELLED."
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Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis 8h8 hours ago
TODD JUST EXPLAINED TWITTER TO ME. HOW MANY FOLLOWERS DO I NEED TO GET A BIGGER BOOK DEAL THAN FUCKING #KimDavis?
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Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis 8h8 hours ago
Thanks to @Bravotv for doing a story on me! @NewNowNext http://www.newnownext.com/sitnexto-kim-davis-has-won-twitter-did-god-order-you-not-to-fill-the-xerox-tray-too/09/2015/
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Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis 8h8 hours ago
.@tchen002 Prayers. I BOUGHT HER A GODDAMN SNUGGIE
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Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis 8h8 hours ago
.@gaynewsradio @LambdaLegal #KimDavis I HAD SOME STRING CHEESE IN THE FRIDGE AND ALL THE SUDDEN SHE'S EATING GODDAMN STRING CHEESE
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Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis 9h9 hours ago
.@LambdaLegal Actually, I'm cool if she JUST FUCKING GOES SOMEWHERE ELSE TO NOT DO IT.
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A Twitter account titled "Sitnextto Kim Davis" has been created and it's hilarious! (Original Post)
A HERETIC I AM
Sep 2015
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underpants
(182,950 posts)1. Hilarious
.@trcfwtt DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU CATCH HER DOING. SHE JUST "REPENTS" AND THEN IT DOESN'T GODDAMN COUNT
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)2. Surprised it took this long to hit Twitter humor. n/t
Orrex
(63,234 posts)3. OMG the string cheese one killed me!
That account is hilarious
yuiyoshida
(41,867 posts)5. OMG THIS IS FUNNY