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A HERETIC I AM

(24,380 posts)
Thu Sep 3, 2015, 09:47 AM Sep 2015

A Twitter account titled "Sitnextto Kim Davis" has been created and it's hilarious!

Supposedly from the woman always pictured sitting next to her;

https://twitter.com/nexttokimdavis

In the profile, the description reads, “I sit next to Kim Davis. This was supposed to just be a chill job. Goddamn it, Kim.”




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Elizabeth Mihelich @AnInspiredIdea

@nexttokimdavis Do you and #KimDavid have the same hairdresser? Girl, she's led you astray!

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Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis

.@AnInspiredIdea #KimDavis cuts her hair in the bathroom. HERE. IT'S FUCKING GROSS.
6:24 PM - 2 Sep 2015

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http://www.newnownext.com/sitnexto-kim-davis-has-won-twitter-did-god-order-you-not-to-fill-the-xerox-tray-too/09/2015/


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Sitnexto Kim Davis ‏@nexttokimdavis 7h7 hours ago

.@ralllph145000 @fakedansavage TRY HAVING A DUDE DRESSED LIKE BEN FRANKLIN HIT ON YOU WHEN YOU TAKE A CIGARETTE BREAK.
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Sitnexto Kim Davis ‏@nexttokimdavis 7h7 hours ago

Hey, @oreillyfactor - see you at work in the morning. PARK IN THE HANDICAPPED SPOT AGAIN AND I'LL KEY YOUR VAN.
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Sitnexto Kim Davis ‏@nexttokimdavis 8h8 hours ago

.@Sevren425 No deoderant. Not because of God. Husband #4 just "likes the musk." #KimDavis is very clear that he likes the goddamn musk.
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Sitnexto Kim Davis ‏@nexttokimdavis 8h8 hours ago

.@The_Kelli_Zombi "Friday's half-day is FUCKING CANCELLED."
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Sitnexto Kim Davis ‏@nexttokimdavis 8h8 hours ago

TODD JUST EXPLAINED TWITTER TO ME. HOW MANY FOLLOWERS DO I NEED TO GET A BIGGER BOOK DEAL THAN FUCKING #KimDavis?
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Sitnexto Kim Davis ‏@nexttokimdavis 8h8 hours ago

Thanks to @Bravotv for doing a story on me! @NewNowNext http://www.newnownext.com/sitnexto-kim-davis-has-won-twitter-did-god-order-you-not-to-fill-the-xerox-tray-too/09/2015/
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Sitnexto Kim Davis ‏@nexttokimdavis 8h8 hours ago

.@tchen002 Prayers. I BOUGHT HER A GODDAMN SNUGGIE
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Sitnexto Kim Davis ‏@nexttokimdavis 8h8 hours ago

.@gaynewsradio @LambdaLegal #KimDavis I HAD SOME STRING CHEESE IN THE FRIDGE AND ALL THE SUDDEN SHE'S EATING GODDAMN STRING CHEESE
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Sitnexto Kim Davis ‏@nexttokimdavis 9h9 hours ago

.@LambdaLegal Actually, I'm cool if she JUST FUCKING GOES SOMEWHERE ELSE TO NOT DO IT.
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A Twitter account titled "Sitnextto Kim Davis" has been created and it's hilarious! (Original Post) A HERETIC I AM Sep 2015 OP
Hilarious underpants Sep 2015 #1
Surprised it took this long to hit Twitter humor. n/t dixiegrrrrl Sep 2015 #2
OMG the string cheese one killed me! Orrex Sep 2015 #3
Me too complain jane Sep 2015 #4
OMG THIS IS FUNNY yuiyoshida Sep 2015 #5

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Thu Sep 3, 2015, 10:11 AM
Sep 2015

.@trcfwtt DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU CATCH HER DOING. SHE JUST "REPENTS" AND THEN IT DOESN'T GODDAMN COUNT

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