Jim Bakker: in the End Times, people will eat babies

[shenmue]

Right Wing Watch story here

Uh... Does the loony bin realize he's missing?

From the article:

Televangelist Jim Bakker, hawking his trademark buckets of survival food on his program earlier this month, warned his studio audience that they must hide the food they store up in preparation for the Last Days because as the world collapses, even their “sweet neighbors” will become so ravenously hungry that they will steal food and even eat their own babies (this is not the first time Bakker has used the threat of cannibalism to sell his survival food buckets).

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

1. As always, it must be pointed out that he's currently Huckabee's BFF and business partner

[Frustratedlady]

2. OMG, he's still alive and hawking?

His type will forever amaze me. However, even more amazing is that he has enough followers left after he cheated/stole from so many to maintain another scam.

I know of one woman who gave him over $40K because she became so emotionally attached to that couple when Tammy would smear mascara all over her face with her tears. Her family learned of it too late...actually, about the time they were charged.

Well, we know there are still sheeple alive and believing this crap.

[JustAnotherGen]

3. He's Nucking Futs

And so are the people who believe his nonsense.

[BigDemVoter]

4. Did he learn NOTHING from the fiasco he and Tammy Faye created?

What a fucking clown. . . . But anybody who gives him money is more of an idiot than he is. . . .

[NCjack]

17. Yes, he learned that he is unsuited for honest business, as it takes

to long to make a profit that is too small to fund his needs for pleasures.

[BlueJazz]

5. It's pretty bad when somebody like Tammy Bakker say's "Jim is way too weird for me"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Apparently the time he spent in a federal prison

following a fraud conviction didn't teach him anything.

[Angry Dragon]

23. I disagee....it taught him how to be a bigger fraud

[PoliticAverse]

28. It taught him how far he shouldn't go. n/t

[Initech]

7. Who let him out of the asylum?

[olddots]

8. will there be side dishes too

we need our veggies .

[Takket]

13. Yes.... Baby corn!!!

[LiberalElite]

38. and baby carrots!

[Person 2713]

9. Better not serve with mayo. I do not like mayo on anything!

[NCjack]

18. Mayo wrecks everything it touches. Mustard is the universal condiment. /nt

[PoliticAverse]

31. In the US I'd say "the universal condiment" was ketchup...

but then again...

[Person 2713]

37. I have at least six different mustards in the house . Not one drop of mayo!

[TexasProgresive]

10. And German soldiers spitted Belgic babies

to roast them over an open fire.
And let's not forget Saddam's troops tossed Kuwaiti new borns out of incubators.

[spanone]

11. go back to prison, jimmy boy

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[HassleCat]

12. Oh, he's one of those now

They call themselves "preppers" now, implying they are preparing for something. They won't say exactly what, but it requires bunkers, night vision equipment, large stockpiles of ammunition, etc. They feel they were duped when they sent thousands of dollars getting ready for the disaster that would accompany the millennium, but they're pretty sure this is the real deal.

[d_r]

30. they are preparing

to hide in their basements and shoot their neighbors over the last can of tuna.

[Warpy]

14. Well, they are nice and tender but there's not much meat on them

I think we will dine on televangelists first. They've made such handsome livings off sucking money out of the poor that they'll be nice and fat and juicy.

We'll get used to the bile flavor permeating them.

[LiberalElite]

39. We can start with Huckababy

There's enough on him to feed a small town- and lotsa lard too.

[hifiguy]

15. He is still

ALIVE?

Whattya know.

[Gregorian]

24. Haha. I just asked myself the same question.

I believe it was his cosmetic smeared wife that died. Poor thing.

Why is there so much crazy in America. Or is it endemic to this species?

[alphafemale]

40. Tammy Faye actually became a fairly person her last few years. nt

[classof56]

16. Hmmm...didn't Jonathan Swift write about this a few centuries ago?

If memory serves, it had something to do with the poor economically burdened Irish selling their children to the wealthy for food, but it's been a long time since I read "A Modest Proposal" back in my college days. I remember opining I'd rather opt for an extravagant proposition, my own little joke, but then Swift was being satirical, come to think of it.

Anyway, I have absolutely no, zero, zip, nada regard for Jim Bakker and can't believe he's still in the business of ripping off those stupid enough to watch/listen to him, much less send him money. One of the many "preachers" who made an agnostic out of this former Baptist. Does give one pause, however, as to just what's in his "trademark buckets of survival food".

[underpants]

19. I don't think that's a good pitch for a Sunday morning Food Channel show

I wonder what window treatment they would use to set the mood

[woodsprite]

20. That's why they want everybody to have so many...... n/t

[tanyev]

21. Matthew 25: 41-45

41“Then the King will turn to those on the left and say, ‘Away with you, you cursed ones, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his demons.g 42For I was hungry, and you didn’t feed me. I was thirsty, and you didn’t give me a drink. 43I was a stranger, and you didn’t invite me into your home. I was naked, and you didn’t give me clothing. I was sick and in prison, and you didn’t visit me.’

44“Then they will reply, ‘Lord, when did we ever see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and not help you?’

45“And he will answer, ‘I tell you the truth, when you refused to help the least of these my brothers and sisters, you were refusing to help me.’

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

22. *Using my best Homer Simpson voice*

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm babies

[Tom_Foolery]

25. Yeah, these babies right here...

[Gregorian]

26. Here we go again: gas or charcoal?

[brewens]

27. I like mine with lettuce and tomatoe, big kosher pickle and french fried

potatoes!

[beam me up scottie]

36. Me too!

Horseradish sauce on the babies and vinegar on the fries, please!

[Dont call me Shirley]

29. Pimping for World War IV, both of them.

[lame54]

32. Jonathan Swift he isn't

[HooptieWagon]

33. Should I uncork a white or red?

I'm ignorant of end-times etiquette.

[Bucky]

34. If they're truly "sweet" neighbors, I might just eat them first

[roamer65]

35. Dick Cheney will feel right at home in those times. N/t

[SidDithers]

41. Snowpiercer was just a movie, Jim...nt

Sid

[kairos12]

42. Loved that movie.

[Eleanors38]

43. I thought he was in Orlando, flagging down an asteroid.

[book_worm]

44. No, they will start by eating disgraced TV evangelists.