Rubio just made a joke about his water drinking.

[BlueStater]

It got maybe three laughs from the audience.

Thud.

[SummerSnow]

1. It was tasteless about the drought.

[lupojohn]

2. Best moment of the opening so far

And that's not saying much.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. It leaked out the hole in his hesd.

[dhill926]

4. made me laugh....thanks....

reading threads is WAY better than watching. Thanks to those with the strong stomachs and/or limitless alcohol supplies...

[Marie Marie]

5. That joke sunk faster than a lead balloon and

he stood there like a dear in the headlights. It was great!