Why do Republicans think Bombs tick?

[brettdale]

Now that Fox news and Sarah Palin are ripping into Ahmed for bringing a clock to school.

I have to ask, why do republicans think bombs tick, I presume this teacher heard a ticking sound and thought
"it must be a bomb"

But surly bombs dont tick?

[Rex]

1. Bombs tock and tink they don't tick.

Republicans are ticks.

[Facility Inspector]

2. Cartoons?

cartoons exemplify their worldview

[orpupilofnature57]

4. + 1000

[NuclearDem]

3. Because movies and TV.

[Rex]

5. Yeah I will have to go with that answer too.

Movies and TV. I can promise you it ain't from military service.

[aidbo]

8. They believe everything the see on TV.

'Cuz it's on tv.


Many of them aren't that smart.

[PoliticAverse]

6. Why do you think a digital clock ticks?

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You might want to read a bit more about this incident.

[WinkyDink]

7. Sometimes they are accompanied by a cowboy cry!

[former9thward]

9. In the early 70s the Weathermen used wind up alarm clock bombs.

So their bombs did click.

[Contrary1]

10. Because it's just scarier when bombs tick...

and they want everyone to be as afraid as they are.

Terror, terror, terror...don't ya know?

[leftofcool]

11. Roadrunner cartoons?

[Warren DeMontague]

12. Because they've been watching too many bad movies?

[Warpy]

13. Because they never heard of cell phone or altimeter detonation

They're stupid, you know.