Last night I went to a cocktail party in honor of the Pope.

[trof]

It was at George and Laura Bush's apartment.
I chatted with the Pope.
I gave him a pruning saw.


He said "I like to relax by working in the Vatican orchard. I just can't find a good Italian pruning saw."
I said "I got this one at Walmart, but I think it was made in China."
He said "It looks like a good one."

Later I saw him holding a toy AK-47.


"Hey, what's that for?"
"It's for my grandson."
"YOU have a grandson?"
"Yeah, we changed all that."

Then I woke up.
I am dead serious.
That's the dream I had last night.
Weird, hunh?

[Suich]

1. Man, that scared me for a minute!

[Solly Mack]

2. I once dreamed we were all living inside Shrub's head.

Your dream is way cooler.

[bettyellen]

3. I dreamed I broke up with Frank Sinatra because I hated living in a fishbowl.....

he couldn't hang out with me at my favorite dive bar.

[Solly Mack]

4. You win.

[bettyellen]

8. I wore an iridescent taffeta sheath dress and cockroach killers with heavy winged eyeliner

and pointy boobs.
The breakup took place in front of my then current apartment, in the back of his limo. In the back with us were four body guards, all discreetly looking else where. I was upset I couldn't take out him to meet some of my friends. Frank was very nice about it, said Coo coo baby, but he hadn't been able to live like that for years! I thought maybe he was still stuck on Ava. Analyse THAT. Ha ha.

[Solly Mack]

9. A Rat Pack binge-a-thon, accompanied by tequila?

[bettyellen]

11. Sadly, Dean Martin was not part of the backstory I had created. I WISH!

[madokie]

6. That would be more like a nightMare

or a bad trip, not sure which

[Solly Mack]

7. it was...a nightmare.

[madokie]

5. man o man

I'm sure happy that you showed us a pic of that pruning saw because it reminded me to go out to the back yard and retrieve mine from the swing where I laid it the other day. If it would have gotten rained on it would have been ruined.

Funny how that works, huh

the ak-47 not so much. it took me back 45 years, it did

[wordpix]

10. I just hope that tomorrow he gives Congressional pukes the memo

Stop the immigrant bashing, clean up the environment and get your heads out of your asses. Ditto to the bought and sold DINOs.

[Bluenorthwest]

12. But if he bashes at the gay people that's just fine, right? The man agrees with Republicans on major

issues. Stop kidding yourself. He's anti choice, like them. He's anti gay like them. They invited him.