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John Poet

(2,510 posts) Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:07 AM Sep 2015

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So Kim Davis has it wrong....

"Biblical Marriage": One man, one woman? NONSENSE!!!

Biblical Marriage = One husband, 700 wives, and 300 concubines.

"And he had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines: and his wives turned away his heart." 1 Kings 11:3 (on King Solomon, who must have had incredible stamina)

Can't wait for her to sign my 700 marriage licenses.... and stand up for Biblical Values.

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So Kim Davis has it wrong.... (Original Post) John Poet Sep 2015 OP

I don't want to have to pay 3,000 people in alimony Wankle Ronnie Sep 2015 #1

So the Bible is obviously written by men and not God. rusty quoin Sep 2015 #2

So the Bible is obviously written by men and not women starroute Sep 2015 #4

That's right. It was not written by women nor God. That is obvious. rusty quoin Sep 2015 #5

Davis is a grifter in the Palin model. Likes her $80,000 a year salary. kairos12 Sep 2015 #3

Don't you know the Bible isn't really literally true? Marr Sep 2015 #6

Stoning for adultery is in the bible too dixiegrrrrl Sep 2015 #7

Wankle Ronnie

(66 posts)

1. I don't want to have to pay 3,000 people in alimony

Reply to John Poet (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:11 AM

Sep 2015

You gotta be at least the Sultan of Brunei to do that.

rusty quoin

(6,133 posts)

2. So the Bible is obviously written by men and not God.

Reply to John Poet (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:18 AM

Sep 2015

starroute

(12,977 posts)

4. So the Bible is obviously written by men and not women

Reply to rusty quoin (Reply #2)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:24 AM

Sep 2015

FTFY

rusty quoin

(6,133 posts)

5. That's right. It was not written by women nor God. That is obvious.

Reply to starroute (Reply #4)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:29 AM

Sep 2015

kairos12

(12,860 posts)

3. Davis is a grifter in the Palin model. Likes her $80,000 a year salary.

Reply to John Poet (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:48 AM

Sep 2015

Marr

(20,317 posts)

6. Don't you know the Bible isn't really literally true?

Reply to John Poet (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:30 AM

Sep 2015

Except when it is?

You have to use your moral sense, which comes from the infallible Bible, to judge which parts of the Bible are just bullshit.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

7. Stoning for adultery is in the bible too

Reply to John Poet (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 06:40 AM

Sep 2015

R U listening, Kim?
Hmmmmmmmm?

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