Beware of fal$e PROFIT$: Huckabee campaign "dramatically behind where we $hould be"

[Miles Archer]

Maybe God doesn't want Mike Huckabee to be President, you know?

Mike Huckabee

https://www.facebook.com/mikehuckabee/posts/10153307608567869

Team,

I told my Dad yesterday we wouldn’t fail to reach our goal because we had the most committed supporters in the race. But after reviewing our weekend fundraising numbers, we are dramatically behind where we should be heading into our crucial FEC filing deadline for the end of September THIS Wednesday and it is going to take a financial investment from everyone reading this email to help us get there. That’s why I need you to immediately chip-in $6, $16 or $33 to our campaign. To make sure your donation is counted before our Wednesday deadline, please make an immediate donation on our website here:

(I removed the link...bite me Huckabee)

Campaigns are marathons and they take fuel and discipline to see the race through to the end. We intend to win this race, but in order to do so, we are counting on our supporters to go the extra mile and contribute financially to our efforts as well. I hope we can count on you before Wednesday.

Sincerely,

Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Campaign Manager

Please use this link to make your contribution today:

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

1. The Huckabee Retirement Fund isn't meeting goal?

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

[mercuryblues]

2. Oh my

there are a whole lot of 6's in his groveling. Even the $33 equals 6 when added. Is he trying to tell his followers something?

[Android3.14]

3. What's with the odd amounts "$6, $16 or $33" ?

This guy is so weird.

[snooper2]

6. I'm sure it's somehow tied to christian mythology

[Botany]

4. "We intend to win this race."

[FSogol]

5. Grifters gotta grift!

[Initech]

7. I always thought that the God Squad supported their leaders no?

[Bucky]

8. God straight up TOLD Huckabee to run for president--just so he could get in a few laughs

[hifiguy]

9. Chucklenuts SHOULD be

on a slow boat to Devil's Island.