Hey, wasn't the whole world supposed to be destroyed yesterday?

[Archae]

I love this guy's excuse.

"We were incorrect..."

No DUH!!!

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/10/08/a-day-later-the-christian-who-predicted-armageddon-says-its-obvious-that-we-were-incorrect/?utm_source=SilverpopMailing&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=friendlyatheist_100815UTC051017_daily&utm_content=&spMailingID=49731990&spUserID=MTE4MTY1MzAzMTE5S0&spJobID=781122333&spReportId=NzgxMTIyMzMzS0

[RKP5637]

1. These idiots are so far out, there's no sense in throwing a life preserver! n/t

[Xyzse]

2. Don't you know that we are now living in a parallel universe from the one destroyed?

I still feel like going around laying out full set of clothes in random places as if some people got Raptured.

[NV Whino]

3. Yeah, just ask the GOP house members.

[jberryhill]

4. "Mocking has lost its impact"

translation: "I have no shame."

[eppur_se_muova]

5. Well, I overslept in any case ...

no point in being wide awake for a calamity, so I figure it would have worked out either way.