Florida Man Gets Into Argument Over Graham Crackers, Knocks Man in the Head with a Hot Sauce Bottle

[Miles Archer]

Florida Man Gets Into Argument Over Graham Crackers, Knocks Man in the Head with a Hot Sauce Bottle

http://www.thedailymeal.com/news/eat/florida-man-gets-argument-over-graham-crackers-knocks-man-head-hot-sauce-bottle/101915

Shawn Deandre Thomas was eating graham crackers at St. George’s Church in Rivera Beach, Florida, which is located in Palm Beach County. The church provides meals for homeless people. Police told NBC6 South Florida that Thomas became upset when someone asked to have his crackers.

Thomas then allegedly picked up a bottle of hot sauce and threw it at the man’s head, knocking him out and leaving him unresponsive. Another person tried to intervene and break up the fight, but Thomas apparently punched him in the throat, according to police.

The two victims were taken to a hospital and their conditions are unknown. Thomas has been charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, as well as battery.

The Palm Beach Post reports that Thomas has been arrested more than 40 times since 1997 and most of these charges were drug-related.

[leftyladyfrommo]

1. Hot sauce is better than a gun.

This sounds like a very mentally ill person. There are a lot of them living out there on the streets. Sad to say.

[snooper2]

3. no, sounds like somebody who needs rehab for a year

Dude, open your eyes for the picture!

[WillowTree]

2. We must contact our Congresspersons NOW to demand stricter Hot Sauce Bottle control!

[Dr. Strange]

4. I don't have a problem banning assault bottles...

but that's where I draw the line.

[Lizzie Poppet]

6. It's no use. The National Bottle Association always seems to get its way.

[valerief]

5. Well, a hot sauce bottle is like a brick, so if the other guy had a gun, he could have shot

him several times and killed him in self-defense.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141237125
Cuz freedumb.

[Codeine]

7. Florida Man is such a dick. nt

[sarisataka]

8. I am a hot sauce owner

But I support Common Sense laws to keep hot sauce bottles out of the hands of the mentally ill.

All hot sauce purchases should require a background check and any private hot sauce transfer needs to go through a dealer.

We need to ban anything hotter than 100,000 scolvilles. That is 20 times hotter than a jalapeno and no one needs that kind of heat unless they are professional chili cookers with special training.

No one is saying you can't have a bottle or two around your house for self defense of seasoning food but they should be registered and locked up.

These common sense actions will drastically reduce burning tongues and the risk of being randomly hit in the head with a bottle.

[Takket]

9. In his defense, graham crackers are straight up amazing

[KamaAina]

10. Graham crackers and hot sauce?

Is that some kind of Florida regional specialty?

[NuclearDem]

12. It's called Orlando Draino.

[NuclearDem]

11. The only thing that can stop a bad guy with hot sauce

is a good guy with hot sauce.

[KittyWampus]

14. is a good guy with a glass of milk.

[KittyWampus]

13. "Florida Man" ends up sounding like an Anti Hero. With special stupid powers….

[KamaAina]

15. Remember, folks, hot sauce doesn't kill people...

[pinboy3niner]

16. Well...

Pico, Pica, Pica

[Dr. Strange]

17. Well...

Aspiring chef dies hours after making ultra-hot sauce for chilli-eating contest

[lpbk2713]

18. What I see funny here ...

Two guys get in a heated agrument at a homeless center and it makes the news.

Talk about starved for news.

Look! There's a lady in the express lane with fifteen items!!!11

[Spirochete]

19. Good old Florida Man

I see he's still keeping up the Pace...