Texas wins!!!!

[MynameisBlarney]

It's official now, Texas has defeated all contenders!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/texas-is-so-crazy-norwegians-are-literally-using-texas-as-slang-for-crazy/

[meaculpa2011]

1. How about some suggestions for the...

slang equivalent of "Norwegian?"

[MynameisBlarney]

4. Why?

[Iggo]

8. Healthy? Happy? Sane?

[MynameisBlarney]

13. Quite.

[world wide wally]

2. Are you talking about the War on Jade Helm?

[MynameisBlarney]

5. No, it's the war

to show which red state is the absolute tops as far as idiocy is concerned. And this just clinched Texas as the all time champ.

[world wide wally]

7. Is that a 3peat?

Or did Wisconsin win it last year?

[MynameisBlarney]

9. I think Florida won out

but just barely

[madinmaryland]

11. Florida always wins because of Florida Man!!

[MynameisBlarney]

12. Usually yes.

But he just couldn't withstand the unrelenting attack from Tejass Man.

[11 Bravo]

3. Will they soon be offering Gohmertoriums to offer care ...

for the mentally ill? Perhaps they can also bring back lobotomies and call them Perryostomies.

[MynameisBlarney]

6. HA!

Perryostomies!

[MillennialDem]

10. Damn, I need to go to Norway and try this pizza.