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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"The Bible is the unflappable word of God." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("I've got the greatest memory ever. . . . If I say it happened, it happened." Trump is saying: "Sean, You're right. . . . I've got great respect for Thanksgiving! . . . It's a fabulous holiday, and it kicks off the Christmas season. . . . So we should all respect it and spend the time with family and friends like the Bible instructs. . . . And like one of the gospels said, a little football wouldn't hurt either."
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"The Bible is the unflappable word of God." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Nov 2015
OP
I would like your Fox viewers to know I'm suing Santa for taking the Merry out of happy holidays.
Johonny
Nov 2015
#4
One of the best things about the R. Crumb book of Genesis, aside from being a masterpiece
Warren DeMontague
Nov 2015
#11
trusty elf
(7,401 posts)1. "When the shit hits the fan,
you won't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."
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hobbit709
(41,694 posts)2. It's been flapped about quite a bit.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)3. I first read that as "The Bible is the unfappable word of God."
trusty elf
(7,401 posts)7. ...
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Johonny
(20,888 posts)4. I would like your Fox viewers to know I'm suing Santa for taking the Merry out of happy holidays.
It's time we got boots on the ground in this war on Christmas. If we can't beat Christmas then how will we ever beat ISIS or the Packers for that matter.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)5. "And I am Marie of Romania."
- Dorothy Parker
spanone
(135,873 posts)6. does the bible instruct us how to spend thanksgiving?
i missed that!
although, i DO remember the gospels talking about football
Yorktown
(2,884 posts)8. What if Trump was the Messiah?
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)9. "unflappable"?
Meaning the book is calm, and can't be easily startled or surprised?
Hekate
(90,793 posts)10. Meaning the pages of his copy are glued together?
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)11. One of the best things about the R. Crumb book of Genesis, aside from being a masterpiece
was that the fundies and uptight doily-clutchers couldn't very legitimately complain about how "smutty" it was, because he did a straight up illustration of the material.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)13. Yes. I was just going for a hook for the attention and a word that sounds like "ineffable."
Vinca
(50,303 posts)12. "And I gotta hooooooge turkey and I'm gonna strangle it with my hooooooge hands and
IT'LL BE TERRIFIC!"