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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPossible solution: Make pot mandatory for gun owners.
And assure they start smoking as soon as they awaken in the morning.
They will soon mellow out and trade their guns for all you can eat spaghetti bars or chips.
Just a thought.
On the flip side, many might try to use their guns as bongs...
(see the last Ash VS The Evil Dead)
RandySF
(58,884 posts)I've been around too many drunk people with guns as it is.
Photographer
(1,142 posts)Stoned people tend to be very mellow and easily distracted and never angry. Also always hungry.
Drunks, not so much. Lighten up, Clarence.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Could we get to work on that?
Photographer
(1,142 posts)God, that sounds good and I've only had beer.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Photographer
(1,142 posts)There used to be a group of us who would indulge every Thursday to go to an all you can eat Ribs deal at a local steak house. Fuck Pop Tarts!
Township75
(3,535 posts)That will get them onboard.
Photographer
(1,142 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)If I buy ammo, do I get a free bong?
I don't really want a gun...but sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do to obtain the things you want.
Photographer
(1,142 posts)librechik
(30,674 posts)in fact, somebody is already trying to use legal medical use as a murder defense.
Scumbag.
Sadly, marijuana can't cure everything.
Photographer
(1,142 posts)librechik
(30,674 posts)it makes the user happy and appreciative of the comedy of life, and the beauty of all things-- Shooters should be forced to mainline it before purchasing a weapon. Or however they consume.
Military style weapons? That's just fucking unreal. How much fun does a young man with a tiny penis need?
But then I got my kids high, back in the day. To me it's a sacrament. Don't tell anyone!
ileus
(15,396 posts)He used to be my co-worker (17 years) before he failed his second pee in a cup test.
I talk/text him almost daily now, he's one hell of a great guy.
Waldorf
(654 posts)In the scene with Charlie Sheen and William Dafoe are getting high in that underground bunker.
longship
(40,416 posts)Naw! Let's just chill here. Put on another Dead album... Kay?
Sounds great. How about 'nother bowl.
Good 'nuf for me.
Pass me the bag of Cheetos, eh?
Here ya go, Dude.