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Photographer

(1,142 posts)
Thu Dec 3, 2015, 09:43 PM Dec 2015

Possible solution: Make pot mandatory for gun owners.

And assure they start smoking as soon as they awaken in the morning.

They will soon mellow out and trade their guns for all you can eat spaghetti bars or chips.

Just a thought.

On the flip side, many might try to use their guns as bongs...

(see the last Ash VS The Evil Dead)

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Photographer

(1,142 posts)
4. There is a very major difference between drunk and stoned.
Thu Dec 3, 2015, 09:47 PM
Dec 2015

Stoned people tend to be very mellow and easily distracted and never angry. Also always hungry.

Drunks, not so much. Lighten up, Clarence.

 

Photographer

(1,142 posts)
11. LOL... I only wish.
Thu Dec 3, 2015, 09:56 PM
Dec 2015

There used to be a group of us who would indulge every Thursday to go to an all you can eat Ribs deal at a local steak house. Fuck Pop Tarts!

 

Chan790

(20,176 posts)
5. I feel compelled to buy a gun if it'll get me recreational pot.
Thu Dec 3, 2015, 09:48 PM
Dec 2015

If I buy ammo, do I get a free bong?

I don't really want a gun...but sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do to obtain the things you want.

librechik

(30,674 posts)
10. It doesn't seem to help much here in Colorado
Thu Dec 3, 2015, 09:56 PM
Dec 2015

in fact, somebody is already trying to use legal medical use as a murder defense.

Scumbag.

Sadly, marijuana can't cure everything.

librechik

(30,674 posts)
13. oh, absolutely! I can't imagine anyone who just got high wanting to shoot at people
Thu Dec 3, 2015, 10:05 PM
Dec 2015

it makes the user happy and appreciative of the comedy of life, and the beauty of all things-- Shooters should be forced to mainline it before purchasing a weapon. Or however they consume.

Military style weapons? That's just fucking unreal. How much fun does a young man with a tiny penis need?

But then I got my kids high, back in the day. To me it's a sacrament. Don't tell anyone!

ileus

(15,396 posts)
14. I sold a gun to a friend of mine that smokes everyday.
Thu Dec 3, 2015, 10:05 PM
Dec 2015

He used to be my co-worker (17 years) before he failed his second pee in a cup test.


I talk/text him almost daily now, he's one hell of a great guy.




Waldorf

(654 posts)
15. When you mentioned guns as bongs the movie "Platoon" came to mind.
Thu Dec 3, 2015, 10:06 PM
Dec 2015

In the scene with Charlie Sheen and William Dafoe are getting high in that underground bunker.

longship

(40,416 posts)
16. Hey Dude! Wanna go shoot?
Fri Dec 4, 2015, 12:25 AM
Dec 2015

Naw! Let's just chill here. Put on another Dead album... Kay?

Sounds great. How about 'nother bowl.

Good 'nuf for me.

Pass me the bag of Cheetos, eh?

Here ya go, Dude.

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